crank 👂🏻

just a lost soul swimming in a fish bowl

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

"let's hire someone younger, so they know how to use technology"

*Me trying to delete a blank page in word document:

[marci the swag lord @REFUSERADIO]

kpop stans are in the qrts saying he deserved it because a long time ago his marketing team edited his face into a funeral photo that was apparently originally a kpop idol and he had no idea and deleted + apologized immediately. you guys are ghouls 😭😭

[jes @peestains]

oliver tree

[gnocchii☤ @rukittenm3e]

ignoring the porn in my bookmarks to get to the low cal recipe I saved last week

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[irα!! @solarsystern]

doing my part as the white person in the indian food group order

[Kerri @kerri_wtf]

I just fucked the baddest bitch ever but some of you might call it masturbation.

[AMARA @Amy_beke]

You never realize how much you need new underwear until you start dating someone.

[Rob @jezfrompeepshow]

cigarette smell coming from a lit cigarette vs cigarette smell coming from a tshirt is flirting vs harrassment

[🌻🌸 @poppybe7]

Yo tampoco me lo puedo creer se merecían un final peor que el de Nate pero casi nadie lo dice

[Rae @raepotus]

Euphoria Season 4 Episode 1

[a.🫧 @xcowboygeniusx]

faye and her nazi boyfriend living and running away together but rue dying and jules staying trapped in a sex toy life

[a #savemyladyjane @onecuentaa]

rue really died without knowing nate was buried alive and bitten by a snake she would’ve loved that shit #Euphoria

[tife 🎀 @bolutifee___]

wanna go on a vacation w the loml where all we do is fuck and try new dishes and take cute pictures and fuck again and

[bri love🇵🇸 @mclovenxoxo]

when a woman is in love the first sip of alcohol tastes like “god I miss my man so much” too bad these dudes have never known true love

[crackkka @injeramuncher]

slow drivers when u try to pass them