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[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

How dudes that picked up TreVeyon Henderson off the waiver wire feel rn:

[Woody @woodyVSworld]

“You drafted Emeka Egbuka in the 6th round?”

[Yahoo Fantasy Sports @YahooFantasy]

POV: You drafted Tucker Kraft

[Coinbase Assets 🛡️ @CoinbaseAssets]

Assets added to the roadmap today: Useless Coin (USELESS)
https://t.co/rRB9d3hSr2

[Boring_Business @BoringBiz_]

Tax accountants finding Fartcoin in your 401K next year

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump to sign executive order allowing cryptocurrencies in 401(k) retirement plans today.

[Bob Loukas 🗽 @BobLoukas]

Over the next 6 months, you will be given the chance to lock in a new financial level, permanently.

Don’t fumble reaching for more. Secure the level. Then expand.

[Fred Krueger #BIP-110 @dotkrueger]

"if you had to guess an exact date of when Bitcoin will first reach $1 million, when would it be? You have to give one date."

ChatGPT: October 26, 2029
Claude: March 15, 2032
Grok4: July 23, 2030
Grok3: December 15, 2032
Gemini: December 31, 2033

HT @NeilJacobs for the idea.

[There’s Only 21M @21MBitties]

Boomers got cheap houses. Millennials got cheap Bitcoin.

[Bluntz @Bluntz_Capital]

agree, $fartcoin looking sendy

[Bitcoin @Bitcoin]

First time ever.

[Bitcoin Archive @BitcoinArchive]

Bitcoin was $16,000 when Peter Zeihan said it had no intrinsic value.

It’s now $118,000

That’s a +$102,000 gain.
7.37x if you bought at this moment.

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US Director of Digital Assets says "huge week ahead… time to make America the crypto capital of the world."

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

BREAKING: Bitcoin reaches new all-time high of $112,000

[Brody Bowens(Parody) @BrodyBowens]

Holding the banana behind you so you can’t get red shelled…. veteran play

[Coinbase Assets 🛡️ @CoinbaseAssets]

Assets added to the roadmap today: Fartcoin (FARTCOIN) and Subsquid (SQD)
https://t.co/rRB9d3hSr2

[Bluntz @Bluntz_Capital]

looking increasingly like a full blown altszn has started

trying not to get too ahead of myself but all signs are pointing that way for now

[Dip Wheeler @DipWheeler]

the future of finance looks good here.

[Robinhood @RobinhoodApp]

Moo Deng $MOODENG and cat in a dog’s world $MEW are now available to trade on Robinhood.

[RookieXBT 🧲 @RookieXBT]

manifesting $2 for FARTCOIN this week

digital gold going up therefore natural gas will too

hot air rises