jo_samm 💯🚀

Data Analyst, Web3 enthusiast, CRYpto, PSYCHOlogist 🧠 overall analyst 📊📈📉 ❤️ & 💡 …. And I am very BASEd 🟦

[jo_samm 💯🚀 @uptown_analyst0]

@samsino17 😂😂

[jo_samm 💯🚀 @uptown_analyst0]

Make una leave my old man oh

He still dey explore too 🙏🏾🥹

[Psino || Celebrity Trainer @samsino17]

Na my guy @uptown_analyst0 papa. That man too do

[jo_samm 💯🚀 @uptown_analyst0]

Mine finished 2 days after payday btw
Because tell me why phone go fall inside water a day after salary enter 😭

Screen crack, water don pass there enter 🫵🏾

[still.mf @stilll_mf]

if your salary never finish by now, you no be real man btw

[jo_samm 💯🚀 @uptown_analyst0]

“We love you guys but nothing for you and tinubu” 😂😂

[Selección Argentina in English @AFASeleccionEN]

One life. One legacy.

Thank you, Leo 🇦🇷🩵

[jo_samm 💯🚀 @uptown_analyst0]

Stats la’n ję 😂😭

[Bola Ahmed Tinubu @officialABAT]

THE RENEWED HOPE AGENDA IS WORKING

Fellow Nigerians,

Our economy grew by 4.43% in the second quarter of 2026, up from 4.23% in the same period last year.

Growth was recorded across agriculture, manufacturing, oil and gas, and services, which now make the largest contribution to our GDP.

In nominal terms, our GDP reached ₦119.27 trillion, up 18.43% from ₦100.7 trillion in the same period last year.

These numbers matter because they show where our economy is going after three years of difficult but necessary reforms.

[jo_samm 💯🚀 @uptown_analyst0]

My GOAT could’ve decided to be a comedian and he would still be greater than your goat

[PAMAH💙❤️ @Crowned_Pamah]

young messi were no guide, person were Dey do skit as side hustle🤣🤣🤣

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇦🇷 BREAKING NEWS: LIONEL MESSI RETIRES FROM INTERNATIONAL FOOTBALL.

Messi will not play for Argentina national team anymore.

[jo_samm 💯🚀 @uptown_analyst0]

@samsino17 Joao Pedro scoring for his current and former team 😂
Such a loyal lad 😭

[ACCRA MAYOR 🥲🥷 @0panaa_1]

Make sure my €10M striker doesn’t score more goals than your €140M player

[Noorie @Nurapost]

Current status:

○ Single.
○ In a relationship.
● In love with FC Barcelona.

[jo_samm 💯🚀 @uptown_analyst0]

@willsosibs Especially my babe 🙂

[jo_samm 💯🚀 @uptown_analyst0]

If I try talk about one particular presentation I did in uni I’m sure UNILAG would withdraw their certificate 😂😭

[☔ @Whotfismick]

POV: How it feels returning to ur seat after giving the worst presentation known to man (the pressure is gone)

[_Ayomide🍫 @_heryomide]

Aggressively begging the universe to give me a big win that will cover all my losses 🥹

[AfcSudaismalk🦬 @sudaismal]

“If Carrick started the Premier League, Man U would’ve been Champions” . It’s tomorrow naaw😂

[Dom Kwok | EasyA @dom_kwok]

if your girl:

- goes down on you often
- keeps you up all night sweating
- makes it impossible to pull out

that's not your girl, that's crypto.

[jo_samm 💯🚀 @uptown_analyst0]

@willsosibs Do better

[jo_samm 💯🚀 @uptown_analyst0]

Peak Wanda had to go truly 😂

She would end Doomsday in the fourth scene 😭

[Shegun 🌪️🌟 @ShegunTweets]

she escaped the mirror dimension in 5 seconds lol

[jo_samm 💯🚀 @uptown_analyst0]

Let me go and start what I will not finish again 😭

[Fantasy Premier League @OfficialFPL]

FPL is BACK tomorrow! 🎉