Lazy River Otter

Cis male, he/him, poly, in way over my head in every possible way. My cat is a better man than I am.

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@maggiekb1 God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.

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@ZJemptv I don't know if you know about it, but Exorcism dot io is a great way to learn a new programming language.

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@TheRickyDavila Shouldn't be a fascist then. It's not hard.

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@LakotaMan1 Something tells me this is the tip of the iceberg

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@mistressmatisse @uppittynegress We've forgotten what it means to "live" in this country. Time and money to pursue happiness are crucial to a good life, and everyone deserves a good life.

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@ZJemptv Is Denver the southwest? It's a pretty nice place. Great sunsets and mountains, and it's a sanctuary state with legal weed.

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A thought I had upon seeing a meme about school test related nightmares and their persistence into adulthood: if our schooling gives us nightmares for life, maybe we're doing it wrong?

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@cheatlines Not to be confused with "duck work" which is a very different thing

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@MikeStackpole The Big Lebowski.

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@ZJemptv Thank you. I appreciate you. I see you. You are awesome.

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@scalzi Your cat's face is inside out

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@MLE_Online Tell me you live in America without telling me you live in America

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@RomancingNope With a billion dollars you could end homelessness in the US and found an insulin manufacturer that doesn't gouge people. And still be set up for life.

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@RoyalHoeliness I'm still grossed out by the idea of eating the rich. Can I compost them instead? Sounds like eating with more steps, I guess...

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@MikeStackpole I've always wondered.

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@maggiekb1 @violanorth Ron Howard voiceover: "It was not, however, fine." (My life as a TV show, probably)

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@KittenKarlyle I feel you on that. Home is the only place I can truly relax and breathe easy. Anywhere else, I'm a little on edge, constantly expending energy. Time away from home is never restorative.

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@KittenKarlyle Good to know. Always glad to calibrate my moral and behavioral compass! Thank you!

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@KittenKarlyle Would love to hear more about this. What makes a hobbyist? Why are they bad? How do I avoid their mistakes?

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@scalzi Cats are harsh taskmasters