ur a chatt rat if

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Outa all the ppl in ur neighborhood that ur gentrifying, you're the most vocal about the new rent prices being redic..*sips coldbrew coffee*

[ur a chatt rat if @urAchattRatIF]

The #mainstreammedia is starting to make you regret that @Berniesanders tat on ur butt cheek

[ur a chatt rat if @urAchattRatIF]

U uber to ur plugs house and ask the drive to wait and if he needs any dro

[ur a chatt rat if @urAchattRatIF]

U take a uber to go give plasma

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If there's a recording studio in ur boys living room

[ur a chatt rat if @urAchattRatIF]

If u r wearing chacos in February

[ur a chatt rat if @urAchattRatIF]

I heard you like start ups so we made a start up to start up start ups

[ur a chatt rat if @urAchattRatIF]

Ur gf insists on burning sage b4 u move in to ur new apt

[ur a chatt rat if @urAchattRatIF]

Protip: when taking an insta of you reading a book turn the book to one of the last pages so people think you actually read books

[ur a chatt rat if @urAchattRatIF]

U get mad compliments on ur fly suit at the bar but ur only in a suit cuz u had court this morning and u never went home to change

[ur a chatt rat if @urAchattRatIF]

u wait until the next morning to post on social media because you want ur artist page to get more traffic

[ur a chatt rat if @urAchattRatIF]

U take ur dog to a party and proceed to get smashed and ignore it fighting with the other three dogs

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U get together to watch live streams of concerts instead of sportsball

[ur a chatt rat if @urAchattRatIF]

ur already talking about CP 2016 but its november

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Ur fb profile pic is u in a hammock or u standing at a recognizable overlook

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They already know what you want when u walk up to the bar at CBC

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You asked to put multiple pairs of Jorts on hold at @collectivecloth but then you never went back for them.

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U are on welfare but ur grandparents have a pool at their signal mountain ranch style home

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U have been planning ur costume for @thehonestpint black light party all week