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[™³k @_tm3k]

A retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

POV: Me staring at my bedroom one last time before heading off to work.

[6’1 🫯 @Jairritoo]

Y'all be freaky as hell with no primary care physician ion like that

[Dylan @DylanPatel4_]

Ninja engineers are the closest thing we have to Tony Stark

[ηαdι. 𖤐 @luvblessingz]

Sleeping without an alarm!

[coli fruit shampoo𓆝 ⋆. comms r closed @pump_upthejam_]

Adding “!!” after sentences so they know im friendly and kind, the one who understands

[skyee 🍒 @skyeeebby]

when you open a snack and you hear paws running your way 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[yedoye @yedoye_]

starting to think business is standing on me

[happpppiii @aulsaints]

How it feels when you fly over a curb and there’s nothing wrong with your tires

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me going to another city because I couldn't switch lanes

[* @BIGBABYGUCCI]

everytime i wanna quit i remember horses don’t stop

[Jenni @hashjenni]

"if you sleep in the afternoon, you won't sleep at night"
me in the afternoon and at night:

[Brute Lesnar @BuddyNoLove]

You Broke bastard!!!

[jynx @jynxbby]

no one:

my legs:

[Mike McDonald @MikeMcDonald89]

Blue-haired women and red-hatted men are both keying my tesla. Wtf

[pluuno @pluuuno]

getting accused of using AI when you didn’t is like this century’s version of a witch allegation