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[urdadsass @ur_dads_ass]

@Flight23White STREAM U BUM

[Daniel San @dani_avila7]

Cloudflare announced a monetization layer for the agentic web

Remember the early days of Google Ads, when it was actually easy to make money?

This is that moment, for agents, Ads were built for humans, agents don’t see them, so Cloudflare is going to charge them directly instead

Whoever owns the payment layer for agent traffic owns a lot 🤔

[urdadsass @ur_dads_ass]

@JOptionEngineer @TheFinPitch You still buy oklo to avg down r no

[Palantir @PalantirTech]

We’ve launched a 1-year internship program.

For college students looking to make your mark on the real world right now, we recommend you apply.

Good luck.

[Shanaka Anslem Perera ⚡ @shanaka86]

2 hours.

That’s how long the UAE President spent in India on January 19th.

Landed. Signed a defense pact. Agreed to $200 billion in trade. Locked in a $3 billion LNG deal. Left.

Five days later: UAE scrapped the Islamabad airport deal.

Yesterday: UAE President landed in Moscow to meet Putin.

Read that sequence again.

Delhi for 2 hours → Pakistan deal cancelled → Kremlin summit.

India didn’t just get chosen over Pakistan.

India became the gateway to the entire non-Western axis.

The Gulf is doing exactly what the EU and Canada did this month.

Building optionality. And the optionality runs through Delhi.

Here’s what nobody in Islamabad or Washington wants to admit:

MBZ could have gone to Delhi for a week-long state visit with ceremonies and banquets.

Instead he flew in, signed everything that mattered, and flew out.

That’s not diplomacy. That’s a transaction.

The transaction: India gets Gulf defense alignment. UAE gets a hedge against Saudi-Pakistan-Turkey. Russia gets a channel to the Gulf that bypasses Western sanctions.

And Pakistan?

Pakistan gets to watch the airport deal evaporate days after the Modi handshake.

The humiliation isn’t the cancelled deal.

The humiliation is that it only took 2 hours to replace decades of alignment.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Read the full mechanism - https://t.co/wkHKaeUu3w

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Trump will immediately take steps to ban big institutional investors from buying more single family homes

[Pijush Hazarika @Pijush_hazarika]

The horrific lyn*hing of Dipu Chandra Das, just 90 km from Assam’s border, is a tragedy. We condemn in the strongest terms the barbaric act of publicly burning a man alive and pray for his Sadgati.

This incident is also a stark reminder of the dangers posed by demographic shifts. We have seen how targeted threats and propaganda can escalate into real-life violence. Protecting our people, culture, and territorial integrity is now a national priority, especially as Hindus are becoming minorities in several districts of the region.

Assam sits on a ticking time bomb making vigilance, awareness and action all more imperative.

[urdadsass @ur_dads_ass]

@celticsforum 117-98 W

[CelticsForum0 @CelticsForum0]

🎁 🚨 Celtics sweater from NBA Store for anyone who guesses the winner and final score of Celtics v. Thunder

Like, rt and guess 👇

[urdadsass @ur_dads_ass]

@celticsforum @jaytatum0 Cause he’s only 19.

[CelticsForum0 @CelticsForum0]

#GameDayGiveaway! Signed JAYSON TATUM basketball w/ Mahogany Team Logo Display Case from #NBA store. Comes with Autograph verification.

To enter: Like/RT & Reply why you're a @jaytatum0 fan! Will be giving away plenty more official merch to my followers soon!

[urdadsass @ur_dads_ass]

September 29 🔚🔚

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Also, I’m buying Manchester United ur welcome

[AMP Agent ⚡ @CallMeAgent00]

Ngl she might be the one, what do I do?

[urdadsass @ur_dads_ass]

I was jus doin xans in my Honda accord

[urdadsass @ur_dads_ass]

Don’t want your pussy, just want head

[urdadsass @ur_dads_ass]

@wholelottareda No cap

[urdadsass @ur_dads_ass]

@wholelottareda Interesting take

[urdadsass @ur_dads_ass]

Shoutout my boy luvjot he run this shit

[urdadsass @ur_dads_ass]

What is real will prosper.

[urdadsass @ur_dads_ass]

Make the opps bleed then I taste it, yummy