Ur-New-Parental-Unit

I am officially adopting you a my child and this can be a safe place for you to stay. :) 🏳️‍🌈
(any pronouns)

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I am the lorax and I speak for the trees
Hurt my children and I'll steal your fucking knees

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@Stupid30971641 Thatishowifeelrightnow

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@dopaminenjoyer hey (with intention of pointing you to someone else)

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@tubbsth3b33l0v3 🏳️‍⚧️ well-

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@SirFlora Big painting

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@KokoShroomm amazing job<3

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@KokoShroomm YAYYY

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@hibizcusgirl Yea

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@charlove Thor: Love and Brandon

Doctor Strange in the multiverse of Brandon

Jurassic Brandon

Minions: the rise of Brandon

The Brandon movie

Despicable Brandon

Brandon

No way Brandon

To name a few :)

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@DanQwritesthing I love this so much-

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Today I was told that I am an embodiment of chaos, and I do not know what to do with this information

Do love it tho

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@2dvrgrnt2cr well u hope u have a wonderful week 2 <3

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@tubbsth3b33l0v3 🖕 🔪 🌈 🔥 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ ✨️ 🍄
some of mine

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I just wanted to say to all of my wonderful children if twitter that i an sorry that I have not been posting for awhile, I have been insanely busy and worn out from the internet.
I want to let you all know that you are loved<3

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@ChildAimsey tiredddddd

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Same

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@ChildAimsey *hugs*

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@tubbsth3b33l0v3 my little mushroom man pfp

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@authorsuec Any Greek gods names

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@stgrump 👏👏👏👏