Callie, Ur Pet Snake

probably eating mac n cheese

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@MileyCyrus @CashApp $CallieBudrick and @glossier 🥰🥰

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2008 SNL had it all #SNLVintage

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if i can handle a pap smear while wearing a mask, you can wear one at the dang grocery store #MasksOn

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i heard my roommate’s cat meow and then my roommate say “in this economy?”
it is #day15

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@fccincinnati @aarondoster ope there i am

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so proud of @travismcelroy and the entire mcelroy family for the new TAZ! super excited for graduation! #TheZoneCast

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#ReadyorNotMovie spoilers without context

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Did we find @GHardstark at @JungleJimsMrkt ☺️☺️ @MyFavMurder

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the new #RockosModernLife special has me all sorts of emotional??

[Product Hunt 😸 @ProductHunt]

Slack is down 🚨

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@BradleyFranks @cwhite8406 Yoooooo dude. Whatevs. I’m tapping out. Never picked a fight online in my life. Not worth the time waste anymore. ✌️Have fun with you’re view. We’re all entitled to em even if they’re shitty ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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@BradleyFranks @cwhite8406 PAHAHAHAH would love to see your proof on this one.

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@BradleyFranks @cwhite8406 These are MEMBERS OF CONGRESS. A group of American Citizens. People who were elected to their position. And he’s saying they should “go back to their countries”?? Three of the four of them were born here! His job is to work with the House and with Congress to help run the country

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@BradleyFranks @cwhite8406 Yeah like the (apparently) crazy expectation of not having a xenophobe for president? You don’t see white people being told to “go back to [their] country” if they don’t like it.

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@BradleyFranks @cwhite8406 How about fight to make it better???

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@BradleyFranks @cwhite8406 Maybe we just care about our country and have higher expectations for it than this bullshit. We can be better than this. Don’t let that idiot in the white house tell you otherwise.

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@BradleyFranks @cwhite8406 Hm if I left every time my country did something I didn’t like, I would be out of places to live. If I left my job every time they did something I didn’t like, I wouldn’t have a career. If I left my friendships every time something didn’t go how I wanted, I wouldn’t have friends.

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Uncle Snoop says PAY THE LADIES! @USWNT

*NSFW*

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when you can feel the breeze in your leg hair