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termite reveal 🦈🪽 ( : ౦ ‸ ౦ : )

[asmogorna 🫯 || under 16 dnf @waywoodceo]

when someone is in the kitchen at the same time as you

[mob psycho bot @mobpsychobot]

happy father’s day

[grace @gracefishlove]

ur hating on me and im kinda seeing where ur coming from

[alexis @theswordwizard]

why does the queer market have a chilling rotting corpse

[⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ @uraniumilk]

you cant hide from me i see you chewing your shirt collar nervously

[⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ @uraniumilk]

how i feel watching a piece of clothing i liked on vinted get bought (i wasnt gonna buy it)

[⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ @uraniumilk]

security cameras deciding to be as slow as possible the literal second you need them

[turbomander @turbomander]

*says something so embarrassing that i curl up and begin to molt*
*gesturing at my discarded exoskeleton* was that guy bothering you

[SignalCreep @sucking89]

when the murder suicide makes it out the group chat

[squigz 🐛 @squiggleshou]

Teru comes out for pride month #mp100

[⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ @uraniumilk]

when you go to the bathroom for legit two minutes while your cooking and you walk out and suddenly everythings on fire and ruined

[Millé-chama @millechama]

Mob quits his job at MobDonalds

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Went to the dentist today they said I grind in my sleep #😴🤑💰

[⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ @uraniumilk]

when you try to wear cute bracelets but then you remember you have arm hair

[𖤝 @tearrxv]

i get so gay off that banana bread

[⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️ @uraniumilk]

jerboas are the new t rex

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[noxe @noxeuuuuu]

some of yalls parents are genuinely evil idk how u didn't turn out murderers