Alessandra Mendez

Skittles are love, skittles are life. Horror movies and all things paranormal enthusiast✌️

[Alessandra Mendez @urbannplanet]

Like all of my relationships... I always pick the most uncooperative, rattling, damaged cart at the grocery store... #facts

[Alessandra Mendez @urbannplanet]

@FdaCGonzalez La diferencia 😭♥️

[Alessandra Mendez @urbannplanet]

@carlyincontro Truthfully I would’ve done the exact same thing.

[Alessandra Mendez @urbannplanet]

What’s with all these celebrities coming out with their own brands of tequila all of a sudden. I swear rich white ppl can’t leave anything be… it’s in their DNA.

[estela @oliviasdocs]

bitches be like "i'm fine" and then:

favorite crime
Olivia Rodrigo
1:47 ━━━━━❍━── 2:31
↻ ⊲ Ⅱ ⊳ ↺ volume:▁▂▃▄▅▆▇100%

it’s me. i’m bitches.

[Alessandra Mendez @urbannplanet]

A cute boy just tipped his hat, said “evening mam” and winked at me… and all I could say was a tiny “hi” 👁👃🏼👁 . WHY AM I AN IDIOT?

[Alessandra Mendez @urbannplanet]

@HiabL Mam’ I’m gonna to stop you right there and give you a ticket for ABSOLUTELY stopping traffic ✋🏼🚦

[Alessandra Mendez @urbannplanet]

Office supplies opinion of the day: I hate staples. They are waste and damage perfectly good paper. Use a paper clip instead, they are reusable and much more finger friendly. Thank yew.

[Alessandra Mendez @urbannplanet]

How is it that Set Fire to the Rain came out 10 years ago and I’m still not tired of singing it like it came out a week ago

[Alessandra Mendez @urbannplanet]

@afavro_ @_crimsonred13 ♥️♥️♥️♥️

[Alessandra Mendez @urbannplanet]

I used to leave my keys or wallet next to my phone before going out because my phone was one thing I wouldn’t forget. Now I leave my keys, wallet and phone close to my mask so I don’t forget them 😭 times have changed lol

[Alessandra Mendez @urbannplanet]

@HiabL birds work for the bourgeoisie.

[Alessandra Mendez @urbannplanet]

@HiabL Omg me too! It’s not the absolute best show in the world but when you’ve worked in retail it hits it just right 😂

[Alessandra Mendez @urbannplanet]

@HiabL Nah... just make sure someone says “Amen” right after you’re done cussing him and you’re good...

[Alessandra Mendez @urbannplanet]

@iPaulaGabrielle @SonyMusicChile @AppleMusic @SonyMusicChile @AppleMusic 👏🏼👏🏼

[Paula Gabrielle💜 @iPaulaGabrielle]

@SonyMusicChile sería posible que alguien agregue Stereo 3 - Partir de Cero a @AppleMusic please 🙏🏻

[B 🦋 @DontWorryBoutB]

my daughter said “it’s cold, but it’s a beautiful day.” ppl w no bills are so positive.

[Alessandra Mendez @urbannplanet]

@afavro_

[Alessandra Mendez @urbannplanet]

@afavro_

[Alessandra Mendez @urbannplanet]

@afavro_ Ummmmmmmm what....