Molly Urban

[monica @lolwtfnotmonica]

Community coming together to clean up in South Minneapolis. Of course the media won’t show you this part though.

[Raul M. Grijalva @RepRaulGrijalva]

I just got back from the border.

This week, Trump blew up a sacred Native American hill on public land to build his racist wall.

Watch my new update and join the growing movement to stop the wall. #NoBorderWall

[Molly Urban @urbsnspices]

@thehalliebadger The only thing republicans are interested anymore is deepthroating trump’s dick so 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Molly Urban @urbsnspices]

If this impeachment has taught me anything it’s that 80% of people didn’t pay attention in government class

[Molly Urban @urbsnspices]

Literally remind me to never fly United like ever again

[Molly Urban @urbsnspices]

United airlines really out here telling me to print my own boarding pass like it’s 2005

[Molly Urban @urbsnspices]

me, at 8 PM: oh my god I don’t have to work until NOON tomorrow!! I’m gonna stay up so late!!

me, at 11 PM:

[Todd Wolfson @CoachWolfson]

Parents:

It’s okay if your kid sits on the bench!
It creates a decision that reveals character

They will either:

1. Be a great teammate & be #TeamFirst
2. Quit
3. Work really hard & find some playing time

When your kid faces “the bench” in adulthood they will be prepared

[Molly Urban @urbsnspices]

@ all advertisers tracking my online activity: why are you showing me so many baby ads please tell me what I’m doing that’s making you think I have a child

[Molly Urban @urbsnspices]

Not to be controversial or anything, but Hy-Vee guacamole is 100x better than chipotle guacamole

[Tina Smith @TinaSmithMN]

AGAIN. The loans our students are leaving school with are crippling. They deserve solutions for addressing their debt.

[Molly Urban @urbsnspices]

It’s hilarious that kids are told “go play outside” when realistically, their parents should be telling them “stay inside and get used to being indoors during all daylight hours because that’s what work is like as an adult.”

[axl rose @zodiacchiller22]

man Oklahoma is crazy. the high today was 70 and the low was when I remembered a starting level position at QuikTrip receives a higher salary than the people who literally taught me how to read and write

[SMUMN SAAC @SMUMNSAAC]

Today and every day, athletes and the whole SMUMN community want to thank Matt Sagar for his constant support. Check out what we did to show him some gratitude!! The man, the myth, our very own Matt Sagar! @SMUSID @SMUMNad

[Molly Urban @urbsnspices]

I can’t wait until self-driving cars become a thing because then that way I can take naps between driving to my three different jobs #lazymillennial

[Molly Urban @urbsnspices]

Clarification: adulthood is actually not shaving your legs at all because honestly who is gonna be looking at your ankles molly https://t.co/3OisKh6azL

[Molly Urban @urbsnspices]

Adulthood is shaving four inches above your ankles because you know you're gonna wear cropped pants the next day.

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

You accused people peacefully protesting the murder of black men and women of "literally suggesting and embracing and celebrating the murder of police officers.”
https://t.co/cGXx0PJ4Me

[Molly Urban @urbsnspices]

I am so glad the @Vikings made the #MinneapolisMiracle a reality. My grandma Marie passed away last Wednesday and really wanted to see the Vikes go to the Super Bowl. I’m glad she got to see such a spectacular game from up above.

[Minnesota Vikings @Vikings]

Since there are no words to describe this feeling, we'll just leave you with this.

#BringItHome