UrbWrites

📚 Bestselling Author
🎭 The Right Members Club - available now
🧠 Pure-O OCD diagnosed 2017
🧟 The Milks — Feb 2027
✒️ WIP | The Right Members Club ‘2’

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@GtpFarming Haha. No I went a different route and he’s actually a bit of a left wing dictator believe it or not. It’s satire so I have some poetic licence and fun with it. Nigel and his type do get dealt with in the opening chapter though!

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In the last ten years, Britain has had more Prime Ministers than James Bonds, so I wrote a satire about one PM who ends the circus for good by abolishing politics and becoming a dictator.

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@ViciousFr0g Oh right 😂😂😂

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@m_yellan No I mean James Bonds.

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@ViciousFr0g What is a soyjak. Sorry, I’m old. I guess it’s not a good thing right.

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@ZackPolanski Jackson Pierce abolishes the Lord in Chapter 3 of my political satire novel. I think you’d like it, Zack!! In chapter one he does the second thing you mention with the Nigel type in my book.

The Right Members Club for anyone interested.

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@tomwhx Looool i wanted to use this joke in my novel but thought it was too far fetched. Love that satire and reality is indistinguishable now 😂😂

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The easiest thing this week would have been to join the outrage pile-on.

As a satirist I'm going to take the other route.
Instead, let's look at what isn't being discussed.

Sources include the House of Commons Library, NHS workforce statistics, and reporting on recent Reform UK controversies and councillor losses.

What do you think? Is it genuine or misdirection?

#NigelFarage #ReformUK #UKPolitics #NHS #PoliticalSatire

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@dannywallace Mr Great Leader, please excuse me this frivolous message, but I wonder if you have received a book in the mail at the towers of the IBS? A satirical fiction novel which I addressed to one of the cute boys in lieu of it winding its way to yourself. The Right Members Club.

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@fjd_gough @BookshelfOtter Hahah mines out of control as well!

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@fjd_gough @BookshelfOtter Thanks mate. I’m on to editing the next novel! Zombies this time!

[Fred Gough @fjd_gough]

@UrbWrites @BookshelfOtter You're welcome, Louis. I'm always happy to do my part.

As mentioned in our first conversation, I am willing to champion the good people who I feel deserve support.

So keep up the good work, and hopefully you'll get some others tempted to purchase your work and support you, too.

[Fred Gough @fjd_gough]

If you enjoy British satire or comedies like The Thick Of It & Peep Show, buy @UrbWrites' first attempt at a political romp of a novel for just 99p on Kindle today.

Looking forward to reading it before properly reviewing on my TBC @BookshelfOtter blog.📚

https://t.co/VBvWGuwddP

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Reform spent years telling people Britain was collapsing because nobody would reduce migration.

Now migration is down nearly 50 percent.
Hotels are closing.
Crossings are falling.

All this is going in my next book by the way.

And suddenly the message is confusion, contradictions and goalpost moving.

If Labour are doing what Reform demanded, what exactly is the movement for now?

Watch the full video and tell me where I'm wrong. Spoiler it's right at the end

#ReformUK #nigelfarage #ukpolitics #immigration #britishpolitics

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Stopped my X adverts yesterday. 2 months after my debut novel launched. Hundreds of horrid comments but also a bunch of beautiful people taking a chance on an indie author and enjoying the book. The Right Members Club is trying to add a bit of levity and friendship back into politics at a time where it’s being turned into a battlefield of competing ideologies. It was never meant to be enemy vs enemy. Just because you don’t agree with someone doesn’t make them a target. Still #1 in political humour. Onto the next novel!

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@bertford You okay mate?

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@jordanpomeroy00 Oui oui, c’est facile

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@OhWeDemDer Thanks Albert. Your support means a lot.

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STOP RESIGNING. YOU’RE DESTROYING MY MARGIN.