Your Catness

This cat is full of love and curiosity.
A russian in Uruguay. Guild Wars 2 enjoyer.
Pardon my English. Also dyslexic.

[Your Catness @urcatness]

In this house we believe:
Bathtub > shower
Black tea > energy drinks > coffee
Any UX > smartphone
Stupid hand-watch > Smart hand-watch
Stupid house > Smart house
PC > laptop
Guns don't kill people. People kill people.
Drugs are ok but be responsible.
Never give up
Jesus loves you

[Your Catness @urcatness]

Ai vont tu prezyerv mai terrybl aktsent

[Your Catness @urcatness]

webp? that's mammoths shit
real gangstas use jpeg xl (.jxl)

[Lise 🏳️‍⚧️ @N4pstr]

seeing people say "oh you can just rename that webp to png and windows will convert it for you"

[Your Catness @urcatness]

хаха

[Apolitical @Apolitical3678]

Holocaust (noun)
1: A ridiculous story made up by jews

This post is a holocaust

[Your Catness @urcatness]

I'll save you time on reading this
This guy just prefers school stabbings

[Your Catness @urcatness]

@BerbarianWizard i have both a boner and desire to sleep when im full
carbs or not doesnt really matter

[Your Catness @urcatness]

@404Alta после вк 2016 уже ничто не ощущается "социальной" сетью. так, новости да хохмушки
мне моя гильдия в Guild Wars 2 заменила полностью эту квази социальность
btw пока алгоритм твитера своих людей постоянно показывал (года 2..3? назад) ещё была какая-то привязанность к людям

[Ludeon Studios @LudeonStudios]

Announcing RimWorld update 1.7! It moves the game from Unity to the Waylith Engine, our own in-house engine.

In our tests, RimWorld runs 2-4x faster. You can try it now on the unstable beta.

Oh, and RimWorld isn’t the only game on Waylith...

Read on Steam: https://t.co/WT4qrvMYzq

[Your Catness @urcatness]

@DrewPavlou ебать ты долбоёб, дядя
украинцы = русские. только с припиздинкой
нахуя русским убивать русских? а это у евреев спроси. мы им давно глаза мозолим

[Your Catness @urcatness]

I would be pissed if I was Japanese
China gets all the money
BUT! keeps independence and military
Japan still has no military and cash flow is severed

Now China is not targeted by nigger-moslem bioweapons
But in Japan moslems burn the shrines.

[Your Catness @urcatness]

Japan was supposed to be the biggest manufacturing hub of the planet
before this place was given to China
so basically America robbed Japan of money by redirecting the money flow to China
China is a power house because USA was scared of strong Japan. And made China their new toy

[Nicholas M. Kimani @SankarasLawyer]

Honestly what did China do to Japan?

[Your Catness @urcatness]

Christ is King

[Chris Menahan 🇺🇸 @infolibnews]

Ben Shapiro urges TPUSA crowd to abide by the Noahide Laws.

"If you're not Jewish, all you have to do is fulfill seven basic rules, they're called the Noahide Laws..."

[Your Catness @urcatness]

finally a game that's meant to be played

[Bone's Warcraft Memes @Professor__Bone]

Game of the Year

[Your Catness @urcatness]

government will always find a new way to shit in your cereal

[sara @ggsarzi]

imagine saving your steam wallet for the winter sale and valve just deletes it. japan players, spend it on cases while you can

TLDR: Steam balance expires after 6 months

[NamelessOne @a_dirty_Shisno]

@wolverine7x 6 of them I’ve seen so far.

[Your Catness @urcatness]

@stalkermustang @teortaxesTex @technoleviathan "В чём твоя проблема, пидор?"

[Your Catness @urcatness]

@MyRaisins Warcraft 3 dwarf with rifle don't have a pet (the rifleman)
finally this Warcraft 3 fantasy is playable in WoW

[Your Catness @urcatness]

@pwr_belyash а если назад перевести появится Мак
Burger Mc'Cola

[Your Catness @urcatness]

ima prompt engineer

[Your Catness @urcatness]

wtf is this low trust society shit?
i sleep when dentist drills my teeth

[‏ً @itsnwts]

A friend of mine told me she fell asleep during a tattoo and the male tattooist woke her up in a panic saying “hey if you’re not CONSCIOUS I can’t tattoo you”

BECAUSE IF SOMEONE IS UNCONSCIOUS YOU DO NOT TOUCH THEM.