Crazy Ex Girlfriend

You broke up with me, now I fucking hate you. But seriously, take me back?

[Crazy Ex Girlfriend @UrCrazyExGf]

Oh you'd love to see me tonight?? Great I'll be sure to makeout with my new boy right in front of you then. 👍

[Bitch Issues @Bitchues]

Never leave the house with a loaded gun. @UrCrazyExGf #bitchues

[Crazy Ex Girlfriend @UrCrazyExGf]

Who the fuck is that girl in the background of your facebook profile picture? #crazyexgirlfriend

[Crazy Ex Girlfriend @UrCrazyExGf]

I hate that feeling when I want to punch you repeatedly in the face but you're nowhere near me. #crazyexgirlfriend

[Crazy Ex Girlfriend @UrCrazyExGf]

So you only text girls to see what their weekend plans are but you can't tell me who they are!? #bullshit #crazyexgirlfriend

[Bitch Issues @Bitchues]

If @UrCrazyExGf had a brother it would be my ex. #bitchues

[Crazy Ex Girlfriend @UrCrazyExGf]

#FF @bitchues because Iet's face it, 95% of people in this world are unbearable.. Not just our ex's

[Crazy Ex Girlfriend @UrCrazyExGf]

Eating a piece of chocolate cake because you fucking pissed me off and because I can. #judgeme

[Crazy Ex Girlfriend @UrCrazyExGf]

It's better to be hated for who you are then loved for who you're not.

[Crazy Ex Girlfriend @UrCrazyExGf]

#GirlsLoveItWhen they hook up with my ex. #whores #crazyexgirlfriend

[Crazy Ex Girlfriend @UrCrazyExGf]

Funny how you criticize every guy I choose to hook up with yet you're hooking up with Quasimodo's sister.

[Crazy Ex Girlfriend @UrCrazyExGf]

To all my little crazies: every time you go to text your ex, text another guy instead! 😉

[Crazy Ex Girlfriend @UrCrazyExGf]

Ignoring your texts from now on... Well atleast until the next time you text me. #crazyexgirlfriend

[Tricia Candela @triciaBCS]

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[Crazy Ex Girlfriend @UrCrazyExGf]

Value respect over attention

[Crazy Ex Girlfriend @UrCrazyExGf]

The worse you treat me the more I want you.

[Crazy Ex Girlfriend @UrCrazyExGf]

If you're not crazy, you're boring.. And that's just no fun if you ask me.

[Crazy Ex Girlfriend @UrCrazyExGf]

having the hardest time not texting you today and its only 11am.. #crazyexgirlfriend

[Crazy Ex Girlfriend @UrCrazyExGf]

Memorizing my ex's number is definitely one of the top 5 stupidest things I've ever done.

[Crazy Ex Girlfriend @UrCrazyExGf]

You would think guys would rather have a crazy girlfriend rather than one who didn't care at all....right?