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𝙸 𝚊𝚖 𝚏𝚊𝚜𝚌𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚒𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚜𝚑𝚊𝚙𝚎 𝚘𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚕𝚒𝚙𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚑𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚝 𝚜𝚘 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝𝚕𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎

[ᶜᵃᵗᵉ @ureshi_cate]

Nick Miller fan club

[ᶜᵃᵗᵉ @ureshi_cate]

Anyone else at uni feel absolutely thick this year?

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

No one.

Absolutely not a fucking soul.

Nary a person.

Adele:

[ᶜᵃᵗᵉ @ureshi_cate]

wtf is the new girl x brooklyn 99 episode 🤢

[ᶜᵃᵗᵉ @ureshi_cate]

@katehumble just saw you in Whitby but didn’t wanna break social distancing to get a selfie 😌

[Capital @CapitalOfficial]

Congratulations, Tom Holland. You're going to be an amazing father to little Tony. 👶 https://t.co/Y4xFiZBHIL

[Troy Baker @TroyBakerVA]

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Hey.
You are enough.
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[ᶜᵃᵗᵉ @ureshi_cate]

i’m in this tweet and i don’t like it

[ᶜᵃᵗᵉ @ureshi_cate]

Fuck men

[ᶜᵃᵗᵉ @ureshi_cate]

@arthurxmorgan huh

[ᶜᵃᵗᵉ @ureshi_cate]

Developed an unsettling crush on trelawny after that mission where he’s been beat up n shit 😳

[ᶜᵃᵗᵉ @ureshi_cate]

#DragRace

[beth @bethbourdon]

if we only keep one thing from this pandemic, i hope it’s priests with water pistols

[s @sjrj12345]

how to practice self-love (a thread)

[Gerry Stergiopoulos @GerryGreek]

So #DominicCummngs drove 30 miles to Barnard Castle to test his eyesight? 😂
Even Prince Andrew's "I don't sweat" was more convincing! #CumGate

[Dr Shola Mos-Shogbamimu @SholaMos1]

Dominic Cummings just gave an entire nation another Masterclass in GASLIGHTING.

It's not his fault we failed to exercise 'JUDGMENT' like he did in #lockdown.

#CumGate is #whiteprivilege personified

Let. The. Shit. Storm. Begin.
#DominicCummngs

[paulusthewoodgnome 🇺🇦 🦋 💂🏻‍♂️ @woodgnomology]

Prof Neil Ferguson broke the lockdown. He resigned.

Dr Catherine Calderwood broke the lockdown. She resigned.

Dominic Cummings broke the lockdown. He should resign.

It's not complicated.

#cumgate

[ᶜᵃᵗᵉ @ureshi_cate]

We will not stand for this!! #JohnsonHasFailed #JohnsonMustGo #sackcummimgs #dominiccummimgs #SackTheTwat

[ᶜᵃᵗᵉ @ureshi_cate]

How fucking DARE Boris Johnson stand there and defend Dominic Cummings, saying how he was doing what a good father would do. A good father and person would NOT put thousands of people at risk by driving 265 miles from London to Durham. You CANNOT tell me that he did #JohnsonOut

[ᶜᵃᵗᵉ @ureshi_cate]

I could barely get out of bed, I barely ate because I could barely get to the kitchen to cook and anything I did eat usually came up. I didn’t have human interaction for over a week. I’m extremely lucky that I’m okay, but that’s not the case for over 36,000 people in the UK alone