Elder Cellophane the Human Mat

Actor/Singer/Dancer! Nb Pan Deity! Pro Mat~ @PalaceFProds 😌 they/them
Owned by @TemptedbySenpai⛓️

[Elder Cellophane the Human Mat @urfavedeity]

Can I pay someone for dis 😔

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

Just found out that in 2021, the UN tried to declare food a human right, two countries voted against it.

The United States and Israel.

[Elder Cellophane the Human Mat @urfavedeity]

He taking Moon Knights spot in the forever ban list 😭 why they do my guy like this, he too cracked

[Marvel Rivals Intel @RivalsAssembled]

‼️NEW CYCLOPS GAMEPLAY TRAILER REVEALED

[Elder Cellophane the Human Mat @urfavedeity]

I’m sorry “only 20k” like that’s not a lot of money for a month of work 😭 thats what most hope for tbh

[That COMICBOOK Guy @Culture3ase]

It’s being heavily rumored that ‘OBSESSION’ lead star Inde Navarrette was only paid $20k for her role as Nikki Freeman.

[Elder Cellophane the Human Mat @urfavedeity]

To bad yall have doubled down on ads now 😭 use to get 2 during a movie, now in at 6+

[Tubi @Tubi]

because i'm for the people

[Elder Cellophane the Human Mat @urfavedeity]

You can tell something hit his daughter, I caught a moment of embarrassment 😭 how could you not, this is your legacy, hated by half the country

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

🚨HOLY SHIT: The boos just happened AGAIN and Trump stops clapping as they get even LOUDER by the end of the clip.

This is humiliating.

[M1das @M1das_OW2]

i think it’s fair to blame the this movie doing horribly on jared leto and nothing else

[Elder Cellophane the Human Mat @urfavedeity]

You right bc this was Shyamalan levels of plot twist when I first watch it 💀 when they stuck to a parody of movie plot was when it was strongest

[Slick @NickStillHere]

Part of why Scary Movie 1/2 worked so well is they tried to take the plot somewhat serious and added jokes into it

[Elder Cellophane the Human Mat @urfavedeity]

This is so staged 💀 he’s purposely avoiding the third leg and he saw her hair but acted like he did 🤣

[contextpinit green @thisgogreen]

Nahhh, that’s TOO good 🤣🔥

[Elder Cellophane the Human Mat @urfavedeity]

Y’all really just be talking out your asses on here bc I would’ve love to see Nicholas but purposely avoiding the movie since Leto was announced. No one cares if he was marketed 💀 that wouldn’t have changed if I paid to see it or not, his presence is a deterrent

[Melly shelly @Bmk1697]

It'll have 0 staying power. Also Jared Leto can't be a scapegoat because he wasn't primary focus in marketing. Amazon overestimated Nicholas Galitzine drawing power based on streaming viewership and his social media following. Streaming stars don't sell tickets.

[Elder Cellophane the Human Mat @urfavedeity]

I love how yall cope by saying no one knows He Man but a lot of us got into MoTU bc of She-Ra, I even started binging the old series. We just don’t like Jared Pedo 💀 when will you and executives get it lmao

[Platinum Equinox 🫧 @PlatinumEquinox]

It is excusably different from the Transformers One situation. This film genuinely has great promotion around it and has been getting much praise from most who have seen it already. The unfortunate reality is that almost nobody really cares about MotU all while others refuse to see it due to Leto being present in the film even though he is masked up as Skeletor. It is a fun & action packed film that truly deserves more than this.

[Elder Cellophane the Human Mat @urfavedeity]

Why everyone acting like it didn’t tank because of Jared Leto 😭 let’s be real, yall are confused but won’t accept that simple ass answer 💀

[Bruce Burns @BardofLagrandil]

OK. Saw the Masters of the Universe movie.
Thoughts.
1] Bro, if you went in there expecting DEEP then you are in the wrong movie.
2] He-Man has always been a toy commercial for toys for lower-grade-school children. So... the movie should and did have thoughts and humor aimed at their market.
3] It's a dated product. So the kids who they hope WILL buy their products are being brought there for the fathers who DID buy their products and watch their advertisements (ahem) TV show 40 years ago.
4] Therefore there are as many Gen-X dad jokes and innuendos clearly designed to go over the grade schooler heads as there are jokes for grade-schoolers.
5] EVERYONE in the movie, from the writer's room to the actors, know that they're doing fun, stupid, kids show humor. And they hang a lamp on it, chew the scenery, and have fun.

It was dumb. It was fun. The special effects were on par with any movie I have ever seen, genuine eye candy.

If you go into that expecting relatively pure dumb fun, you got your money's worth.

If you want to be pretentious about Shakespeare, go get a BritBox subscription.

[Elder Cellophane the Human Mat @urfavedeity]

Thank Digital Circus 💀 brought all the weirdos out. The seats are filled af for days i was flabbergasted. Movies never died in small towns tho

[Scott Mantz 🖖 @MovieMantz]

AMC movie theater in ROLLING HILLS, CA, on a SATURDAY NIGHT! MOVIES are SO BACK, BABY!!

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The worst thing about Charlie Kirk dying is that I had to find out who Erika Kirk was.

[Elder Cellophane the Human Mat @urfavedeity]

Naw stream it like Tron 🥱 loved the movie but fuck Jared Leto. Won’t spend a single dime seeing him in theaters

[Bee🐝| Free Palestine 🇵🇸| @magicschild97]

please don’t let this flop, it’s so good

[Elder Cellophane the Human Mat @urfavedeity]

Coward 🥱 Idc how good of actor that creep is, I’m never seeing a movie with him in it in theaters again 😇

[Michael @MJediB03]

Maul whenever he has to fight someone above padawan level

[Elder Cellophane the Human Mat @urfavedeity]

Oh no more larpers 😭 you can tell they ain’t really play GOW bc it’s infamous for cutscene gameplay which is called Quick Time Events 🥱 you’d know that if you weren’t being obtuse

[Momoi Saiba Official @Peach_Fightr]

Nigga this is a cutscene

[Elder Cellophane the Human Mat @urfavedeity]

Dom Lucre never fails to have the worst reporting captions in existence in an attempt to play both sides 🥶 no Kratos wasn’t replaced, only incels care about playing a woman “no one asked for”, and lots of folks are actually looking forward to it 🥱

[Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives @dom_lucre]

🔥🚨DEVELOPING: God of War has replaced their anchor protagonist Kratos for his wife deceased Faye in the new “God of War Laufey” spin off. It is currently facing mixed options as some gamers claim they are being forced to play with a woman they never asked for.

This game takes place in afterlife of the gods called the Everywhen where the blood thirsty gods from multiple mythologies are at war for the land.

[Elder Cellophane the Human Mat @urfavedeity]

Masters of the Universe flopped bc of Jared Leto and imma need executives to finally get the message bc i would’ve been seat if not for him 😇

[Brooks | 🏳️‍🌈 @brookstweetz]

I’m putting together a team

[Elder Cellophane the Human Mat @urfavedeity]

Naw the movie was peak 🥱 only hateful hearts would think otherwise

[Longest Arms @LongArmsPerk]

Kinda think that Ready Player One is the kind of thing that you never let a director live down