flapjack horseman 🍉

bong joon ho's friend, daniel day-lewis' secret wife, walking legal hazard (she/her)

[flapjack horseman 🍉 @urfavoritefrend]

no one:
lady macbeth:

[Get ya TWICE 🍭 saw TWICE @jihyogasm]

Yall in the quotes talking about "Sana is Japanese" girl Lebron is on the team 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Jane’s Fonda @Dominicannabis_]

He put Zoboomafoo in Gucci…

[flapjack horseman 🍉 @urfavoritefrend]

if i blew a 29 point lead the only thing thats left to do is blow my shit smoove off

[flapjack horseman 🍉 @urfavoritefrend]

@tequilazia us

[flapjack horseman 🍉 @urfavoritefrend]

@tequilazia YAYYYYYY

[Moira Donegan @MoiraDonegan]

There are lovers you forget and sandwiches that haunt you for the rest of your life.

[coworker @temuchainz]

stupid woman thinks she's smart because of her PhD in astrophysics, but little does she know that i am really good at toys

[Mike Recine @mikerecine]

Say what you want about millennials but if this was 2014 we would have found this girl’s name and address, sent her mom death threats and made her cry in front of Al Sharpton.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Simu Liu defends Hudson Williams after the resurfaced Swastika photo.

Read what he says: https://t.co/VpySRBgQvg

[kaiya @kaiyashunyata]

good evening. the “heated rivalry fandom” was a six month sociological study conducted by harvard university. we are now complete with our study. thank you for your time

[JP @jpbrammer]

the phrase "lipstick on a pig" has always inspired a deep sadness in me. I think of the pig, looking forward to her big night out, and I bring myself to the verge of tears.

[coely coely coely @beeinbostonn]

27 is lowkey the first year of being alive

[Max @Maxisntheree]

Me watching a show with multiple storylines and they finally start to converge

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Hercules and Nessus, by Giambologna, 1599

[flapjack horseman 🍉 @urfavoritefrend]

i feel bad for wembenyama he cant celebrate this win with an ice cold coke

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

I love #oomf

[flapjack horseman 🍉 @urfavoritefrend]

im not gon hold you if youre on ntbtstwt your threshold for comedy is...like it doesnt exist actually

[alice @eaarthlym6vies]

bold statement for an ntbtstwt user but this was the funniest thing i’ve seen in the theater all year

[flapjack horseman 🍉 @urfavoritefrend]

i did not think paul w downs was married to a woman. maybe im a bad person.