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[Feenyks @urfavouriteenby]

@cucumbersnail OMG this is you??? I used to annoy my mom with this image years ago. I would spam it at her, would also use it to remind her we need string cheese at the store lol. THANK YOU for the years of laughs

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Look you’re in America man, speak English!

Or Spanish! Or French! Or something! I don’t wanna hear any of this goo goo ga ga shit in my land of freedom!

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Has anyone interviewed Tux recently? With the recent tariffs it’s gonna be a lot harder for him to get Linux off of his island

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So… does getting rid of the DoE mean I don’t have to go to school anymore?

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@ZelenskyyUa I request you put a hold on any journalists, it is important that their stories get out, yes, but they must be very shaken, they’ve been captured off the frontlines, taken into the “dastardly west” which they’ve been told to hate their whole lives, please let them readjust first.

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While everyone else is eating the rich, I’ll be mindlessly browsing through their pantries and fridges for something that actually tastes good.

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@AuthorCAL @kacdnp91 I was lazy, I talked before I walked, so that way I could get whatever I needed without having to move

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I believe in the rights of unvaccinated married trans women to use full auto rifles to defend their abortion clinic and magic mushroom farm.

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EVERYONE who took the vaccine is gonna DIE!

Everyone who didn’t will too, that’s just the passage of time, everyone dies.

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When the Central African Republic gets out of their civil war, they’re gonna need to invest in civs for a while, before building mils, they’re getting a lot of army XP right now, so they should beef up their templates and doctrines and then can Unite all of Central Africa.

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@RealLunchables if MrBeast is going to rip you off so blatantly you should create a mascot called Mr. Feast, who gives meals to the hungry and children, legally distinct enough

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@tombruhcks Holy hell tombricks face reveal?

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Country at war: exists

USA: anyway here’s a trillion dollars go fight for the west

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@KamalaHarris

You missed your opportunity to go Kamalampaigning. Really fun to say.

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NC Spectrum Outage

Spectrum claims they don’t know who damaged their lines, I think I may have the answer
#SpectrumOutage #Spectrum #NC

The NCDoT was working nearby, we had our water cut off this morning, it may have been them
@GetSpectrum @NCDOT @NCDOT_Charlotte

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If companies can register their shit in other countries more friendly so can I, my iPhone is about to be European, third party apps biatch!

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@TheDemocrats Kamala should be your last choice, like, plan C or D, we need proper progressive leadership.

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@roma_evt @soren_iverson If it’s really good it’s once every few episodes and definitely at the season premieres

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@tombruhcks @Settftonesvvi I would say it’s just a new way of saying “leftist opposition to USSRism” more than the original definition, I’d definitely say I’m center on the libertarian authoritarian scale for the political compass, don’t like the USSR, under modern definitions I’m a leftcom.

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@JoeBiden @POTUS do it. Become dark Brandon, sign all the executive orders. Implement authoritarian progressivism with an absolute monarchy under King Joseph I of house Biden

God save the King