lil uzi shirt🤓🛸

👁 🚫 do my 🕺 cuz my 👖 they from. they from 🇫🇷

[lil uzi shirt🤓🛸 @urfavshirt]

where is this man when we need him most😔 #riots2020

[Give A Shit About Nature @giveashitnature]

The house centipede in your bathroom is the reason you don't have cockroaches.

That fast, leggy, kinda creepy looking thing you just saw scurry under the door is a Scutigera coleoptrata. It eats silverfish, cockroaches, spiders, ants, termites, and bed bug nymphs. The University of Georgia Extension calls house centipedes "allies in home pest control."

One house centipede can eat its body weight in pests every few days, hunting at night while you sleep. They don't damage your house, don't eat your food, don't carry disease, and don't bite unless you grab one.

Best of all: they're self limiting. When they run out of pests, they begin to hunt each other.

If you kill the centipedes, the pests they were eating multiply. Homes that exterminate house centipedes typically see cockroach, silverfish, and spider populations rise.

The bug that looks like a horror movie prop is doing the work of an exterminator for free. The bug it eats is the one that would actually wreck your stuff.

[USAChildSoldier✌️😁 @USAChildSoldier]

Pro-sportsball: You're gay and low T, sports are America's pastime

Anti-sportsball: You're gay goycattle, sports are bread and circus

Puerto Rican uncle: eye so essai fo bahbawnee

[lil uzi shirt🤓🛸 @urfavshirt]

Guy finds out theater kid isn’t actually the chad from the movies and cannot throw a football

[WestLoopBro @ArlingtonBro]

I can’t fathom this throwing motion from someone I thought was goated

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

“okay now one where you have that shit on please”

[BlueLotBussin @BlueLotBussin]

17 beers deep helping my team come up with a big third down stop Saturday

[Devan Costa @DevanCosta]

Show us the texts after she watches Django

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

It’s so funny to me that the same people speaking in tongues outside the White House will turn around look you dead in the face and say Iran is run by radical theocrats.

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Two types of friends

[lil uzi shirt🤓🛸 @urfavshirt]

Yes

[Automatic @automaticnba]

“Jury still out”

[lil uzi shirt🤓🛸 @urfavshirt]

Used to think Timothee Chalamet was British. Once I found out not only is he not a limey but he knows ball?? Yea this guys kinda sick

[lil uzi shirt🤓🛸 @urfavshirt]

You’re not wearing a pump cover. You’re wearing a shirt you bought for $45 off instagram. Chill plz

[Jared Cook @jkimballcook]

the first pope to have saved big money at menards

[Cheapie13 @Cheapie13]

I am all for gender equality. So ladies, why don’t YOU drink 18 beers tonight and dm ME at 2am

[lil uzi shirt🤓🛸 @urfavshirt]

Life used to have meaning. Attainable goals. Getting 10 bloodthirsties. That’s what it’s all about.

Now I gotta slave myself doing something I hate to get a car that will eventually shit out on me and an apartment that’ll raise rent next year. Gold camo is forever

[LowRes Wünderbred @LowresWB]

This is what hanging with the boys felt like in 2004