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I’m sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you

[micheal @godsb0y]

being the office gay guy

[𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖓𝖉𝖆 @l0botomy]

why is dolly parton dead and my coworker is alive

[qɐɥԀ @phabamar]

"Look at you, all high and stupid"

Me all high and stupid:

[Lemon Hut🌳 @lemonhut2]

When you try to stop smoking weed:

[ry @charmvinyl]

just ate a piece of chocolate and my teeth hurt

[popcultureangel @lohanisgod]

inspo: 2010s jwoww

[angel🕷️ BRAND NEW DAY @melanchorus]

what it feels like to say you are strongly against the use of generative AI in front of a group of people your age

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

You said fuck Vulture what??? Bitch fuck that slow ass son that came out your pussy.. you was wishing so much negativity on me while I was pregnant and look at your karma… look what your rotten pussy produced!! Now he a whole 5 year old tippy toeing around the house and can’t spell his name

[r. @xxoorita]

this is how paranoid I get when I smoke weed

[sym ♪ @bonajadeprotect]

that grandpa at the charlie kirk event

[mazzy @mazzypopstar]

SHUT THEM LEGS @trishapaytas

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

I’m surprised the bullet didn’t hit him in the gums

[sol @intothesoll]

i have a crush which clearly means i'm not locked in enough

[FATHER NATURE🧌🌳 @transnymphodite]

How it feels to open up to your mother

[gossip activist @alicunts]

Every
Villain
Is
Latino

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

show me on the Labubu where he touched you