dadude

[dadude @urfrienddadude]

Using my ex girl’s Bluetooth speaker to drink twelve (16) miller lites and listen to treaty oak revival

[dadude @urfrienddadude]

Let’s fucking go

[dadude @urfrienddadude]

Cocky want boing boing!!!!

[dadude @urfrienddadude]

Slappin’ rap bitches and makin’ bail ho! (Allegedly)

[dadude @urfrienddadude]

It’s such a Hall & Oates kind of Friday.

[dadude @urfrienddadude]

Using my solar eclipse glasses to stare at the sun tomorrow too

[dadude @urfrienddadude]

There’s a dog in the dive bar

[dadude @urfrienddadude]

For breakfast I’m having two (4) miller lites

[dadude @urfrienddadude]

Try and stop me

[Pookie @PookiesParadise]

i woulda became Darth Vader if i lost her too

[dadude @urfrienddadude]

I’m about to put on some Treaty Oak Revival and see if I can’t figure out this 12 pack

[dadude @urfrienddadude]

Lets go

[Rob Gucci @heatdaddy69420]

Rockstar shit https://t.co/o7Q0UoaokZ

[dadude @urfrienddadude]

https://t.co/kQTgPJqIWt

[Blake Krass @BlakeyLocks]

Alternate idea:
1. Go to a dark bar with the boys
2. Order 16 buckets of domestic light beer
3. Name random college football players from 2003-2017

[dadude @urfrienddadude]

My bank locked me out of PrizePicks.

[dadude @urfrienddadude]

The guy who’s about to invent refried beans:

“again.”

[dadude @urfrienddadude]

At the post game, had to choose between a $98 Uber home or the strip club. This driver is pissed.

[dadude @urfrienddadude]

This is me if you even care

[dadude @urfrienddadude]

Just go and blackout. win win.

[Scruff Ruffman @RuffScruffs]

Chat will I ever be enough?

[dadude @urfrienddadude]

This bdubs can’t hold me (they’re kicking me out)