mr. mom

peg the patriarchy / / they/them

[graet @graetgalaxy]

i never even considered dr. pepper could be a woman. maybe i'm a bad person

[reb @rebmasel]

“what radicalized you?” probably my basic human empathy

[kas @VHSdogs]

🗡️🗡️🗡️

[bigsock @biggersocks]

went here and they said u were the manager

[mr. mom @urfruitycoffee]

nothing worse than pouring a glass of milk for a grown man

[Dewey Bryan @DeweySaunders]

I'm so high I might accept the things that I cannot change

[mr. mom @urfruitycoffee]

she’s hawkin on my cheezie

[Leisure Suit Larry Summers @warmandpunchy]

Incredible picture

[mr. mom @urfruitycoffee]

“you guys want a michelob too?”

[mr. mom @urfruitycoffee]

make sure it’s a mistletoe and not a mistlefinger

[mr. mom @urfruitycoffee]

What I would do to run my fingers through some grass rn

[mr. mom @urfruitycoffee]

who’s coming with?

[mr. mom @urfruitycoffee]

it’s not a hoedown till the hoe goes down

[mr. mom @urfruitycoffee]

he should be wearing a helmet not a fedora

[mr. mom @urfruitycoffee]

@muraybeth

[ʰ @easterngoblin]

Drip check