Kev F. Baby

I AM A MONS†ER ÇØØLG∑N¡U$™ Living the dream, one mistake at a time, i'm a goddamn mermaid…

[Kev F. Baby @urfull_imfuller]

what's this thing the facebook

[Kev F. Baby @urfull_imfuller]

people are mad about the past, scared about the future, and afraid to live in the now… live your truth

[Kev F. Baby @urfull_imfuller]

your relationship with your cats is a little disconcerting #dogperson

[Kev F. Baby @urfull_imfuller]

sometimes you just need breakfast in bed while watching cartoons because it's #Sunday

[Kev F. Baby @urfull_imfuller]

your Snapchat relationship is annoying AF

[Kev F. Baby @urfull_imfuller]

I really enjoy your nondenominational holiday decorations

[Kev F. Baby @urfull_imfuller]

i secretly openly hate my coworkers, don't tell them or tell them #givenofucks

[Kev F. Baby @urfull_imfuller]

if your Snapchat story consist of a wedding I will not watch it…

[Kev F. Baby @urfull_imfuller]

try to come for me… it's a face not a paint by numbers… your make up is terrible

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

"In spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart."
Anne Frank

[Kev F. Baby @urfull_imfuller]

if anyone wants to spend their time i'm worth it…

[Kev F. Baby @urfull_imfuller]

@Suburbanite630 oh yeah that option is much more entertaining ignore the previous tweet

[Kev F. Baby @urfull_imfuller]

@King_jeffdon you should try @willam new book Suckless #LifeChanger

[Kev F. Baby @urfull_imfuller]

@Suburbanite630 use nail polish to mark them so you can easily tell them apart #problemsolved

[Kev F. Baby @urfull_imfuller]

if i see one more snapchat story of a wedding i'm just going to have to get married…

[Kev F. Baby @urfull_imfuller]

Ibuprofen, Zinc, Vitamin-C, Vitamin-D, DayQuill, and multivitamin… not getting sick… not today satan!

[Kev F. Baby @urfull_imfuller]

if Trump wins i'm moving to Toronto… if Trump doesn't win i'm still moving to Toronto #relationshipgoals

[Kev F. Baby @urfull_imfuller]

a little interest goes a long way…

[Kev F. Baby @urfull_imfuller]

#realtexts : YASS… come through… (tongue pop)… *death drop*… BOOTS

[Dan Fleyshman @danfleyshman]

A wannabe billionaire villain is running for President👺Evil clowns are terrorizing the streets👹BATMAN is the only one that can save us...