emily🐝

i was voted little miss sunshine in college

[abi balingit 🌸 MAYUMU OUT NOW! 🌸 @theduskykitchen]

this is me btw. when you're being mean to me, this is who you're being mean to.

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

breakfast is just a conspericary theory made up to try to keep me from eatin spaghetti at 9 am

[emily🐝 @urgirlem]

I really do love nasal spray

[emily🐝 @urgirlem]

I thought this was a joke

[Brett Ruskin @Brett_CBC]

In Calgary for a few days. Ordered an “Atlantic lobster roll”. Came with spinach, alfalfa sprouts and on a tortilla.

[emily🐝 @urgirlem]

@alysha_miller9 Me too that sounds so fun

[charlie @chunkbardey]

sometimes i’ll be like “god i wish i were in bed right now.” but then i’ll realize that i actually Am in bed. and then it’s not so clear what i want

[emily🐝 @urgirlem]

idk about you but I’m never being nice to a man ever again in my whole life

[emily🐝 @urgirlem]

@kenz_x That’s fucking funny

[emily🐝 @urgirlem]

if I don’t get to lay down for at least 30 minutes after showering, I’m going to have a bad day

[emily🐝 @urgirlem]

I super duper hate when people make a post looking for suggestions and they end it with “and go!” How about you and go away 💓💖

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Canadian truckers rule

[🏳️‍🌈 @CashyBaby_]

Apologizing to my kids when I’m wrong will be normal as hell in my house.

[emily🐝 @urgirlem]

Why are bagels as hot as lava when they come out of the toaster? It’s unnecessary

[emily🐝 @urgirlem]

my daughter just threw up my own breastmilk back into my mouth 🙃

[yo fav capricorn 🤍 @ReeChristene]

Get vaccinated or lose yo job is wild af

[emily🐝 @urgirlem]

I have come to the realization that I am not just pregnant, but I’m also having a baby

[emily🐝 @urgirlem]

the morning sounds of my bf/baby daddy blowing his nose into his hands in the shower 🥰

[emily🐝 @urgirlem]

TODAY I’M GOING TO HAVE A GOOD DAY

[emily🐝 @urgirlem]

ok moms... are you ready? cause your girl just hit second trimester

[emily🐝 @urgirlem]

if anyone sees me pregnant soon, y’all did it to me 😭😭 posting pics of your babies and tweeting how happy you are to be a mom...i am easily persuaded. hope you’re ready to raise this baby with me

[emily🐝 @urgirlem]

@jmurffff @jenniferkimx jenny just ASK me