uriah 🤖

fat and stupid, comic consumer, overwatch obsessed, marvel rivals maniac

[dewey @bennythirdchip]

Gunn getting canned is unfortunate bc Snyder bros are gonna start puffing out their chest like they deserve human rights

[punished geno @genoposting_]

the odds of the chest aren’t 1:137k it’s 50:50 either I get it from this next chest or I don’t

[Fortnite Status @FortniteStatus]

You asked for info on drop rates, so here’s how it works:

The new treasure this season is found in chests just like other items. Treasure drop rates from chests are constant since season launch and don’t vary throughout the day, except during Treasure Hours. Other than Gizmos, you can’t get the same treasure twice.

Every time you open a chest in a normal match, here’s how likely you are to find the treasures:

• 1:1,562,500 - Weekly Gold Outfit
• 1:137,500 - Pirate Shop Access
• 1:7,813 - Weekly Vehicle & Decal
• 1:568 - Weekly Pickaxe or Backbling
• 1:391 - Weekly Jam Track
• 1:272 - Weekly Loading Screen
• 1:127 - Gizmo (any)

During Treasure Hours, including the one earlier today, these treasures have a boosted rate:

• Pirate Shop Access: 1.5x
• Weekly Gold Outfit: 7.5x
• Weekly Vehicle & Decal: 10x

These rates may be higher in future Treasure Hours. If so, we’ll let you know. For instance, during tonight’s 9-11pm ET Treasure Hour, Pirate Shop Access will be boosted to 2.0x and Weekly Gold Outfit to 10.0x.

[Team Talarico @TeamTalaricoHQ]

.@JamesTalarico on Texas officially banning THC:

“This bill is insane.

Texans aren’t going to stop smoking weed and eating edibles because politicians in Austin say so. Texans will still use THC — but instead of getting it safely from a local small business, they’ll go back to getting it from the black market. From the drug cartels.

This ban is a gift to the cartels.

We are now telling full-grown adults how to live their lives. This is the nanny state at its worst; this is big government at its worst.

Instead of fully funding our schools, guaranteeing healthcare, or making childcare more affordable — this Legislature is focused on banning a product that gives people a little peace.

We’re making people’s lives harder, not easier.

I want to leave you with a quote: ‘It is time to end needless arrests and incarcerations of adults for small amounts of marijuana for personal use.’ That wasn’t a Democrat. That was President Donald Trump.

To my Republican colleagues, I’m asking you to oppose the cartels, stand with President Trump, and vote no on this insane bill.”

[X Force 137 @137Force]

If it's between helping me or looting 1 chest I want you to go for that chest nothing else matters

[verdant gel @verdant_gel]

Elon Musk sitting in the garage with the Tesla on for hours wondering why nothing's happening

[Evelyn @ElevnEvelyns]

Skins, picks, gliders. Gol. D Roger acquired these things and all else the shop had to offer, and with his dying words he sent countless souls to the loop “my token? You want it? I left everything the shop has to offer in one chest, you just have to find it…”

[gabb @gabbgoudy]

is there a like limit per day? i’m liking 100 tweets per min

[Roger Clark @rclark98]

Guess it was all rigged again

[luisinhecarim @luisinhecarim]

se eu tivesse uma namorada eu ignoraria ela por 12 horas pra ficar abrindo baú no fortnite atrás do token da loja

[Kishin Shinobi ⛩🍜AKA Lil Bill @KishinShinobi]

LOOK AT ALL THAT FUCKIN BLUE YALL WE LOVE TO SEE IT, OH MY GOD😭

[.•*•🍒 red ruin 🍒•*•. @noodIings]

Gen Z is reportedly preferring finding the Pirate Token over having sex.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Tonight, the American people sent a clear message — they want a politics that brings people together rather than divides them, and leaders who offer concrete solutions to the challenges they face.

These results were only possible because outstanding candidates stepped forward in every region of the country — including in areas once considered long shots. They came from different backgrounds and represented a range of political perspectives, but were united by shared values, a belief in public service, and a commitment to putting the people of their districts and states first.

We also owe a debt of gratitude to the thousands of election officials and volunteers from both parties who helped ensure a smooth election and carried out one of the most essential functions of our democracy.

While this administration has another two years in office, our job now is to roll up our sleeves, make changes wherever we have the power to do so, prevent further damage, and lay the groundwork for the future.

[Dr. Ian Garner @irgarner]

Grandpa is taking it well over on Truth Social

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Yo he's legit pissed 💀

[Bethesda Game Studios @BethesdaStudios]

Today we're sharing with you all the name of the next Elder Scrolls title (did you guess correctly?).

[Slushy_Anime @Slushy_Anime]

“Let’s go grind the Pirate shop token!”

[🐝 🫖 @GohanMeatRider]

Just did this to guy in Fortnite because he tried to steal my chest

[X Force 137 @137Force]

They're telling me to give up on the pirate token like I wasn't there in the trenches looking for Mr. Gold as a kid

[yellowpkspe #1 metaphor and pokespe shill @yellowpkspe]

For those who are playing Fortnite endlessly in pursuit of the pirate shop

PLEASE sacrifice IRL stuff over it. Your friends, family, education, work and other commitments are worth less than opening chests for 6+ hours per day