Luwdik

I’m an average failure with a degree in chemical engineering. Unproductive yet stressed. Mostly into science and politics, quiet about what I love.

[José Luis Berumen @JoseLuisBMN]

La TV Argentina mostró a los responsables de la campaña de "argentinofobia": Claudia Sheinbaum, Rosalía, Ibai, Speed y Mía Khalifa. Jajaja jajaja

[carlos buburrón @CBuburron]

la unam viendo explicaciones en tuiter de lo atípico que eran los altos puntajes del examen en línea cuando la propia unam al calificar y asignar lugares debió darse cuenta de eso

[Financial Dystopia @financedystop]

Vacation brain: “I belong here.”

Zillow: “You absolutely do not.”

[Daniel Tenreiro @TenreiroDaniel]

this is what you sound like to your friends who are married with children

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

hate when yall make me side with a man

[ProbablyApril ✨ @oh_itsapriltoo]

I saw what you did to that sunfish you sick fuck

[Ælþemplær @Aelthemplaer]

Thomas Jefferson discovered a precise breeding program to turn Africans into Italians. The level of autism in his notes will make you go mildly insane.

[Aldo Rendon Updates @grossellaaa]

Let's go shopping, I'll buy a handbag

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[Señores Románticos @SresRomanticos]

Señores investigadores.

[fior-ucci ✠ @crazy4fior]

old white lady told her husband “she’s so skinny” when i passed by

[shad @SSshadali]

my sister missed a payment on her tesla and it drove back to the dealership on its own

[marcelo @ararinha10]

ESTOU MONTANDO UMA EMPRESA PRECISO DE UM CONTADOR JUDEU, UM ADVOGADO CARIOCA, UM PROGRAMADOR INDIANO, UM PEÃO PAULISTA, UM MARKETEIRO GAY E UM FORNECEDOR CHINÊS.

[𝖓❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[saturado @theslowiago]

treino pra ser assim

[Kyler “1 Inch Taller Than Average” Murray @MinnyStef]

@CPA_Doug69 If you don’t let interns WFH on Fridays in 2026 you need to Kurt Kobain