the narrator

an inventory of perversions • he/him • older than you think

[the narrator @urielstraps]

Let's go back to the beginning, write it all again — with honesty for once, fuck your lies
And damn my mistakes

[the narrator @urielstraps]

@Alter_nativeCat Depende con quién es y del contexto. A veces una sesión de buen cheesy Shannon Tweed coito puede ser mucho más satisfactorio y memorable, pero no se puede negar la euforia de terminar empapados en una mezcla homogénea de todos los fluidos de ambos

[the narrator @urielstraps]

Eso es flan

[pollo🇲🇽 @jaychuch00]

Dont flirt with me bc ill fuck you in missionary with our foreheads/noses touching, eyes locked staring into your soul breeding you and tell you I love you

[the narrator @urielstraps]

@Alter_nativeCat Tú lo dijiste, arte, esto es otra cosa

[the narrator @urielstraps]

@AyCarlosCamacho @juuzouboo Es muy gracioso verte decir esto cuando todos los tweets defendiendo a Rhaenyra hablan de que están dispuestos a justificar crímenes de guerra solo porque les gusta. Por favor sé serio y no te inventes historias. Todos tenemos claro que HotD a estas alturas es fanfiction

[aley @gildedsprings]

“le he preguntando a chatgpt”

si? bueno yo lo he preguntado a Ra dios del sol creador de la vida y representante de la luz y el orden

y ha dicho que 𓂀𓋹𓁈𓃠𓆃☥𓅓𓆣

[the narrator @urielstraps]

@redlinoo De todas las críticas que tiene bien merecida la serie, esta no es una de ellas

[the narrator @urielstraps]

@thesempleada Una guerra no termina cuando un nuevo líder asciende. Termina cuando un lado se rinde, muere o ambos son incapaces de continuar, hay mucha guerra todavía

[the narrator @urielstraps]

Ya no veré más de esta serie para poder mantener mi paz mental, I think I might like to keep chickens

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Queen Rhaenyra Targaryen has officially ascended the Iron Throne as a claimant of the ruler of the Seven Kingdoms of Westeros.

[the narrator @urielstraps]

@lastthingtwice Poignant

[the narrator @urielstraps]

When will he turn dead?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Elon Musk turns 55.

[the narrator @urielstraps]

@nypost Weird way to ask the mayor to wear a speedo for your fetishes, but go off

[the narrator @urielstraps]

@NYCMayor Hey fucking loser, tweet this fake shit in the replies or go suck trump's cock on truth social

[the narrator @urielstraps]

This is why I learned to handle dough

[Jammy @TwinkboyJammy]

Bro's getting touchy

[the narrator @urielstraps]

@idanbabyonchain And you're wrong or intentionally obtuse, every single person criticizing or hating the show are pointing out at the awful writing, either directly or indirectly
And yeah, blue checkmark, here's your engagement

[the narrator @urielstraps]

@danidupinet La Bella Durmiente (1959)

[the narrator @urielstraps]

@elpincheguevara @danidupinet JAJAJAJAJJAJA

[the narrator @urielstraps]

@ani_meme25 Changes are okay, every adaptation requieres changes, but you gotta justify those changes, you gotta make use of the medium to convey your message. But this thing is only screaming at the audience "I am this character, this are my motivations and I will become this person"

[the narrator @urielstraps]

@ani_meme25 NATLA is skipping important character development in order to get to the flashy moments. NATLA is spelling evey motivation and arc so bluntly and disregarding the journey just so they can make a tiktok edit