Erika Weber

musician

[Erika Weber @urikuhh]

I know how the games going cuz of my neighbors screams

[Erika Weber @urikuhh]

I only slap watermelon at the grocery store to pretend I know things about fruit. I don’t know wtf A good watermelon sounds like. Sometimes I even grab a second one and pretend the first wasn’t good enough

[Erika Weber @urikuhh]

(There is no bone…shhh)

[Erika Weber @urikuhh]

Nothing cuter than my dog with snow on her nose after searching for her bone

[Erika Weber @urikuhh]

Most wholesome love is old men and their dogs

[Erika Weber @urikuhh]

@kelseyyaustinn I literally cried for about an hour, was not emotionally prepared

[Erika Weber @urikuhh]

Can’t believe they are STILL writing new ones. My middle school heart is full ❤️

[Erika Weber @urikuhh]

Nothing gives me more pride in my body than watching it heal fat bruises

[Erika Weber @urikuhh]

Very attractive babies, but still obviously BABIES!!

[Erika Weber @urikuhh]

Looking at photos of my friends and I at 15 and realizing what fuckin adult creeps we’re hittin on us cuz we looked like BABIES!!

[Erika Weber @urikuhh]

True friendship is not being at their place for 9 months but your phone automatically connects to the WIFI

[Erika Weber @urikuhh]

@kelseyyaustinn I’d wanna see your hairy pimply ass crack 😏

[Erika Weber @urikuhh]

If you don’t fuck with cantaloupe... idk hon

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A U.S. Army officer filed a federal civil lawsuit against police officers who pepper-sprayed and assaulted him.

Lt. Caron Nazario, of Latinx and African American descent, alleges that his constitutional rights were violated and race played a role.

[Erika Weber @urikuhh]

After they shut the door they continued to scream and high five so proud of themselves. Yes, be proud, bc all delivery drivers prefer watered down piss to cash

[Erika Weber @urikuhh]

I delivered 3 pizzas to these guys, and when I was leaving and accepting they didn’t tip me, I heard a wait... got excited... dude pulls 2 Coors Light out of his pockets.

[Erika Weber @urikuhh]

Thank you South Park for always coming back 😘

[Erika Weber @urikuhh]

When ur cat finally comes home after a week and looks at you wondering why you wont stop staring in awe, acting as if nothing happened

[Erika Weber @urikuhh]

Me just realizing that Ned’s last name was not Declassified, but the school survival guide was itself, declassified

[Erika Weber @urikuhh]

I’m watching the purge s2 and am on the last few episodes and the anticipation really matches the election