urinal licker

You should have listened.

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

your messiah has returned

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

And so is trump

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

Elon is a nazi cunt

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

Start praying

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

I have to be strong.

[Lenny is dead @Sonicboltxx]

Yeah sure ill cast my die on the mentally ill tinder whatever man

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

Just put it out of its misery.

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

It really isn't that funny

[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

still makes me laugh that so many people were tired of the Minecraft mob vote they made fucking WW2 era propaganda to protest it

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

I don't care about Drake as a person, I only care about his huge cock.

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

The worst tweets always start with "I like how", "I love how", "I find it funny how". No, you don't.

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

If you're homeless, you wouldn't be on twitter, so this whole tweet is now pointless.

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

@REFUSERADIO How about you focus on getting a job instead?

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

I hope you know that god hates pedophiles.

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

@IncielPapist You're a pedophile and support pedophiles? Okay got it.

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

I love smoking weed with a little bit of poop in it. Happy 4/20.

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

I piss like a lawn sprinkler

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

There's a huge mountain of shit in my toilet and it won't flush

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

Never explain. Never apologize.

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

Been there. Done that.

[the chompster @Kent63479500]

@urinalicker Urinalicker you will be the profound event that influences our survival rate so drastically that we are forced to evolve and chain the way our brain works.

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

People always say shit like "we're cooked" and "this generation is doomed". The truth is that people have ALWAYS been fucking retarded. Every generation has idiots, and will continue to do so for centuries, until something profound happens that changes our brain chemistry forever

[urinal licker @urinalicker]

Punch a random person in the face