It’s not Lionel Messi, it’s Urinal Messy

“If you don’t believe me or don’t get it, I don’t have time to try to convince you, sorry." - Satoshi Nakamoto #bitcoin #gold

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@theiaincameron

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@ShegunTweets Shawshank Redemption - banker Andy Dufresne is sentenced to life in a brutal Chicago penitentiary. He befriends contraband smuggler Ellis "Red" Redding , navigates deep institutional corruption under a fanatical warden, and secretly chisels a tunnel to freedom.

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@Rothmus That was me 10 years ago, paralised with over-thinking. Then I started hanging around with some sub 100 IQ guys at work, instead of just thinking about it, I and went balls deep into Bitcoin. I haven't looked back since.

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@JacketNation I must admit I was expecting the back window of the truck to get destroyed. 🤣

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@RaminNasibov @elonmusk Manic Miner

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@AmericaPapaBear In England they’d roll a cheese down it and chase it. This looks much more sensible. 🤕

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@trader1sz All I can say to that is.......

The ting goes skrrrahh (Ah)
Pap, pap, ka-ka-ka (Ka-ka)
Skidiki-pap-pap (Pap)
And a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom (Boom)
Skya (Ah)
Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (Dun)
Poom, poom
You dun know

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@OyyNxx The dude wasn't wearing his safety flip flops! Naughty boy!

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@Anatolydaily Hold my mop please.

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@MagneticNorse You just need an old warehouse with lots of glass windows to complement that slingshot perfectly. :)

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@buitengebieden The power of Monkey is irrepressible!

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@Depressedprsnn @grok

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@GregBaldwinIroh Some quality suggestions in the comments. 👍 I’d suggest well buttered toast and a bit of HP sauce - or BBQ sauce if you don’t have it. Has any one mentioned having a proper cup of tea with it? ☕️

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@GoingParabolic Wen moon sir?

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@TheCryptoDog Hey, hey, hey!!!!!!

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@ClownWorld

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@exRAF_Al Second prize was 4 VIP tickets. 🤣

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@NoContextBrits 10 minutes with your mum.

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@NoContextBrits No, they replaced deep fried bread sometime in the 90’s. I don’t mind a good hash brown but it’s a ‘No from me!’.

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@learnings01 More great knots for me to instantly forget how to tie. 🪢🤣