i’m sensing

a lethal dose is a lifetime supply

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Keys to a great commencement speech

1. Pick a side in the Palestinian-Israeli conflict

2.

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@jacksonicide Bro come on

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@DarrylW92605905 @SophiaCai99 every single post like this is from an account based in Canada with terminal stage tds 😂

[Rising serpent 🇺🇸 @rising_serpent]

How is it that American citizens can't afford a home while 30% of TPS recipients have mortgages while at the same time 51% of their households receive at least one form of welfare benefit?

Do you understand how impossible this is without your government being a co-conspirator in fraud?

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@SpiethLegion How are you watching?

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@smerjpoo @Richlafrance1 @visegrad24 “Smerjipoo” wants to bring up showers 😂

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@SpiethLegion standing back and standing by

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@SpiethLegion BANG

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@GoldMineProduc1 @OleTimeHardball Emmitt smith ran a 4.46 40… was Ladanian Tomlinson a slow back?

[Milk Ape 🦍 @milk__ape]

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@kas_cimo @shitpost_game Iron cross….

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@KarolinaTone @big_business_ Dak had 376 on Thursday

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@lorrdfarquaadd This shows FTDs going down

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@Saber1Delta @SmallCapScout13 pretty sure stop losses don't execute in after hours

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@LandsharkRides Ive played a golf course called “Trophy Lake Golf and Casting” and they have fishing events and fly fishing lessons on the lake while people golf

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@fatherjohnmisty I built a cabin up in the northwest just for you to skip WA

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@fatherjohnmisty @elonmusk flashing my poetic license to the grammar police

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@tripod_69ct This is about to blow up

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@jawn_117 Ovid says to brush debris off a woman’s shirt ,and if the shirt is clean brush it anyway and tell them it was dirty

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Announcing the inaugural Worst Tweets of 2022 Bracket!

I've spent the entire year collecting 64 of the most deranged tweets, the absolute worst takes, and the most horrifying discourse on this hell site.

Now it's time to crown a champion.

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@NehmahlCutie I will stand just beyond earshot and mutter of the injustice