UrinatingTree

A mediocre shitposter bitching about mediocrity. The carousel never stops.

For Uche.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

- Inconsistent fields, goalposts and sidelines for each franchise
- Next to no attendance at many games
- Livestreams are spotty, at best. Don't have good internet connections at the stadiums, rely on mobile hotspots
- Philadelphia Soul undergo complete chaos (booted out of Super 8 Motel with players unable to get luggage, head coach resigns, all players cut, dress an AAL2 team as the Soul for game last week Team has no personal trainers, housing, workers comp, and only ordered one-way flights to Louisiana)
- National Arena League suing the West Texas Desert Hawks for breach of contract, may be forced to leave new AFL
- Louisiana Voodoo move from Lake Charles to Lafayette before a game is even played
- League supposed to have games shown on the NFL Network. None have aired, and none will air on the channel for the season
- AFL unable to financially support several franchises, including Rapid City Marshals and Philadelphia Soul
- Iowa Rampage play one game, then immediately shut down due to rising costs

Good god.

[Spring Football Zone @SpringFBZone]

BREAKING: The Iowa Rampage of the Arena Football League has announced that the team will be discontinued.
#AFL

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

Nevermind.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

I see the Bears are also trying to keep Todd Bowles employed.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

What in the utter bullshit is this?

[New Jersey Devils @NJDevils]

A statement from Devils GM Sunny Mehta on our game Tuesday in Winnipeg.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

@DrMidnight95 @MDPunk7 Honestly, I'd probably argue when they expanded to 17 games and seven playoff teams per conference. Probably earlier, but who knows.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

This whole week has been slop. Hilarious slop.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

We've got some premium slopball being played in this 1PM time slot.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

@MDPunk7 It's been slop for more than a few years now.

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@darealconman Before there are a bajillion trades at the deadline.

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@Brett_Marth He has these moments from time to time. It's improved significantly, but it still breaks out.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

Caleb Williams really needs to cure himself of this deadly heroballitis and bad.

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@WandererKody Indeed. Looking forward to it, not gonna lie.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

They really did get Bottlegate'd.

There was no need to even fuck them over like that, the Panthers were going to lose this one regardless.

[Taco @TacosTweets]

Red Flag hits the ground after the snap, but the throw starts at the snap. Crazy close.

#Panthers

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

@WandererKody You really expect me to do that?

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Because his teams were absofucking loaded. In fact, you can argue he horrifically underachieved with the rosters he had at his disposal (especially 2023 and 2025).

The dude's only good coordinators were hired by Lurie and Roseman.

He can't run an offense. He doesn't run defenses. I don't know if he has much to do with team schematics. I legitimately don't know what the hell he even does.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

Don't look at me, I've been saying this about him for years.

[Jake Rabadi @JakeRabadi]

No coach is sports history deserved to be completely exposed as a con artist more than Nick Sirianni. Only 8 more games.

Good fucking riddance.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

@DmcbSleepy Broken clock right twice a day, sir.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

Start with the Spanos family. This rot comes from the top.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

I don't think anyone in the Chargers building is surviving.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

@FictionsFamous They're not even going to do that and you know it. They'll sweep it under the rug.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

@Gordon765783025 It's okay to admit a coach is past his time. It happens to everyone, man.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

Time for Andy to have that retirement cheeseburger.

[Charles Goldman @goldmctNFL]

Chiefs HC Andy Reid on the QB sneak w/ Justin Fields: "You guys asked for it. We gave it to you. It didn't work. How do you feel? ... Those are hard to practice. We've got to make sure we get the snap down..."

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

Even worse: We're seeing DJ Uiagalelei in an NFL game.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

Oh god, we're going to see Carson Beck in an NFL game.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

Jordan Love is singlehandedly demoralizing an entire region tonight.

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

It only took 38 drives, but they finally did it!

THEY SCORED A TOUCHDOWN!!!

[UrinatingTree @UrinatingTree]

The Chargers haven't scored a touchdown in 34 consecutive possessions. Mike McDaniel is such a godawful match for the personnel they have, it's not even funny.

This is more than injuries.