Urjitah Srikanth

I’m a lawyer. Don’t play games with me. Not because I’m a lawyer, but because I’m a sore loser.

[Urjitah Srikanth @urjitah5]

I want to be the person who says ‘precisely’ when someone makes a good point. Sadly, I’m still an ‘exactly’ person.

[Urjitah Srikanth @urjitah5]

Obviously the world needs more content - https://t.co/IPs3YEIbR4

Please be kind. Thx 🙏🏽

[Urjitah Srikanth @urjitah5]

Mujhse Shaadi Karogi

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Name the film.

Wrong answers only 👇

[Sonali Thakker Desai @SonaliThakker]

My eyes need a massage

[Urjitah Srikanth @urjitah5]

Seriously, who likes / wants movie poster book covers???

[Urjitah Srikanth @urjitah5]

@SonaliThakker Watch “Based on a True Story” in Jio
Vvvv good and bingeable plus it’s coming back with another season.

[Urjitah Srikanth @urjitah5]

@nonuancense Pls tell me where to watch this 🙏🏽

[Samrat Singh @samratsingh23]

I love bombay because today my auto overtook a lamborghini stuck in traffic on linking road and said bekaar itna kharcha karte hai log batao kya fayeda hua

[Naveed @inaveedm]

YouTube premium >>>> LOLLAPALOOZA

[Urjitah Srikanth @urjitah5]

Abbott Elementary x Jessica Day???? Please????

[Urjitah Srikanth @urjitah5]

@VrushankSub don’t enjoy each other’s company so much also guys

[Sonam K Ahuja @sonamakapoor]

It’s torturous to drive through mumbai. It’s taken me an hour to reach bandstand from Juhu. Too much construction and digging everywhere. Pollution is through the roof. What’s going on.

[Urjitah Srikanth @urjitah5]

Yes Charles is King, but so are some penguins and prawns. He is not that special 🙄

[Sonali Thakker Desai @SonaliThakker]

mujhe toh do baaraa kaafi sahi lagi yaar

[Urjitah Srikanth @urjitah5]

I have been driving for 1 year in Mumbai, and here are the facts I have learned:
1. The roads of Mumbai are not equipped for the spirit of Mumbai (monsoon, festivals, etc.)
2. Autos that break lane discipline, and two wheelers that go wrong side ARE. THE. WORST.

[Urjitah Srikanth @urjitah5]

If there is one thing you do today, let it be this!!!!

[Pavitra Shetty @pavie_shetty]

Mumbaiiii,
Performing my solo tonight at 8 pm.

Ticket Link : https://t.co/stUpg2SkC8

RT 4 impeccable bowel movements 💛

[Urjitah Srikanth @urjitah5]

@SonaliThakker Yup :’(

[Sonali Thakker Desai @SonaliThakker]

It’s either the Chris Rock slap gate or maybe the Academy just found out about Will Smith’s guest appearance in Student Of The Year 2 because then that fully explains the 10 year ban

[Saksham Jadon @saksham_jd]

Bhai duniya mei world war 3 chalri h aur tujhe meeting link join karni hai ?

[Sonali Thakker Desai @SonaliThakker]

Shark Tank episode without Ashneer Grover and Aman Gupta almost feels like going to a McDonalds jahaan Burgers aur fries dono out of stock hai