I’m chasing for experiences this year, I’m not talking about getting drunk every weekend either. I’m so over that lifestyle. I want to surround myself w ppl who are down for spontaneous adventures.
Me - *drops birth control on the ground, in the dark, in our bedroom*
“Fuck I dropped my pill”
Kevin - “WHHHHOOOOOOPPPPP. GETTIN BITCHES PREG-A-NANT!!!”