kaylala

never met an end i couldn't point

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

saying thank u when getting off the bus is the same as clapping when the plane lands

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

i am going to create a music taste so confusing

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

losing my religion but it's losing half my vision bc i have a migraine

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

i think he thinks i'm funny, but it's hard to tell bc he doesn't do much laughing

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

sorry, i can't date you bc my ex said that he can't see us together

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

i know these men are getting information in isolation, like they're googling things

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

and u need to understand this is not the first time a man has brought me a singular wrapped chocolate

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

sometimes it's not the thought that counts

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

i've blocked someone on letterboxd in case ur wondering whether things can get worse

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

the facts are not the first and will certainly not be the last to not care about my feelings

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

for every three sentences in this email i will be killing one exclamation mark

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

typescript? more like tyrantscript

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

this machine kills cans of diet coke

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

babe, you're not psychic, you're just having a migraine

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

why is github so toxic? only sending me emails when my actions fail. why not celebrate my wins too??

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

who are YOU to tell ME whether my ternary is unnecessary????????

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

i miss smarter child

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

hi i love you

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

github? down. docker? bugged. slack? going off.

[kaylala @urkweenkayla]

typescript’s no. 1 hater