Michael

Trust the process.

[Michael @urlmichael]

@MBTA Why is there a stop sign on the green line leading into North Station?

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@rep_erika @senjehlen We all know the MBTA is in awful condition. What can be done at the state level to add some urgency to the repair process? It seems as though it's business as usual

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@nirravioli I liked your X

[Michael @urlmichael]

Going 120 mph on an Amtrak
Absolutely blasted
Listening to thunderstruck

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@djhanggi First

[Michael @urlmichael]

Solidworks? More like SolidDoesntWorks

[The Jonah Hill of Beer Ball @chimkentuck67]

Engaging MBM

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If you die in three man you die in real life

[Michael @urlmichael]

The other day the automatic door at the grocery store closed on me and I said "pardon me" to it.

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Yeah she kinda cute but she does line-to-line CAD 😳😔

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@djhanggi Alternate idea: Contestants make a recipe and the winner is whoever follows the recipe for the longest. Contestants are eliminated when they give up on the recipe and just start winging it

[Michael @urlmichael]

Some people say, "The devil's in the details." Some people say, "God is in the details."

There is no punchline to this tweet.

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@djhanggi Validate me

[Michael @urlmichael]

People are like "crows are so smart they drop nuts on the road so that cars run over them and crack them"

I can do that ez pz I don't feel like that's very impressive

[Michael @urlmichael]

@djhanggi Good tweet(TM)

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susan

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@CREarle @djhanggi Thank you @CREarle!

[Michael @urlmichael]

@CREarle How many presidents of Taiwan were Cornell alumni? This is an important discussion! #AMST2001

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@CREarle @djhanggi Told you so!

[Michael @urlmichael]

@djhanggi Hilarious!!!!