: )

could probably beat you at mario kart

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

The Claw™ is an art form and some people are not real artists

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

when i say “the other day” it can be anytime between yesterday and my birth.

[. @M4RZ0V3LLI]

I actually hate people with poor cinema etiquette

[: ) @urlocalbodega]

Love hate day drinking bc im in bed at a good time but im going through the hangover at fuckin 9pm

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

7x3=21 has always been cunt. even as a 3rd grader i could recognize that

[: ) @urlocalbodega]

Throwback to when Funimation logo had the “you should be watching” whisper

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

they stop asking for ur ID once the light in your eyes is gone

[JJ @synthsontoast]

"Popstar in my bedroom like it's 2007" is just a simply genius line. So evocative.

[mason⸆⸉ 🌊☁️ | petal @portofino_view]

why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t

[jam @sugarjammi]

living in new york means that one of ur friends is always at the airport and one is always not in new york

[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[Rai 👾|☄️|🐙|🛸💜|🌃|📜 @Rai_04H]

just binged 17 episodes of anime in a single day

[.HACK SAVE ME @uni_gree]

JYB and Yuri Lowenthal when they were given that episode 25 script

[Matt Slotnick @matt_slotnick]

the most confusing part of the odyssey is how this took 10 years

[Erin Durkin @erinmdurkin]

Yeah guys everything’s fine, it’s just mid-July and you can’t breathe the air or eat a salad.

[Richard Newby @RichardLNewby3]

Replace every single data center with true IMAX theaters.

[: ) @urlocalbodega]

My dad is so New York, I’m telling him he needs to come inside and stop doing shit outside bc of the air quality and he goes

“ I was working at ground zero two days after 9/11 for weeks, a little Canadian smoke ain’t causing me no problems”

😭😭😭

[Onko @anuspimplekawai]

reconnecting with music i used to listen to when i was 15

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

i said it's my favorite movie i didn't say it was good

[: ) @urlocalbodega]

Bestie is getting my favorite cold medicine from Mexico im so excited bc that shit is the TRUTH