your local cryptid

just a guy but also probably not real

[Rin ✧ ✦ ✧ ✦ 🍉 @rein_reeee]

cheer up!

[project hail randy !! 🦂 @gracephm]

you KICK rocky? you kick rocky xenonite ball like human sport? oh! oh! jail for grace! jail for grace for One Thousand Years!

[your local cryptid @urlocalcrypt1d]

@carmiico @dumpsterchair this designer has another bangin line so you’re here now

[Carmico & Miffy 🐰 Coming Soon! @carmiico]

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[Errai @errai]

Oh man I (washes hands) love cooking so much (washes hands) and it’s so easy to (washes hands) make anything you want

[Sawyer ☆ Iron Lung x3🩸 @soykyu_]

u guys cant judge simon and assume hes regularly angry and aggressive when it was so fucking hot in that submarine. im abt to get so angry bc its so fucking hot in my house rn if i was in his position i wouldve created another layer of hell and driven that sub straight to there

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

lead tampon in me while i eat my listeria meat & cyclospora riddle veggies and wash it all down with microplastic water. afterwards, i inhale wildfire smoke and listen to the serene sounds of the data center built across the street. there’s a flock cam too recording it all

[DAILY OBJECT @dailyobject_]

DAILY OBJECT 1341:

HEXBUG

[turbomander (purple era) @turbomander]

boy i sure do hope this thing that has made me upset every single time doesn’t make me upset this time

[your local cryptid @urlocalcrypt1d]

@SLOBB3R a bullet point list of vague thoughts and then follow up texts. the wild part is we’re roommates so we were literally in the same house

[your local cryptid @urlocalcrypt1d]

@SLOBB3R couldn’t be me i got dumped over a pdf document 🫡

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

You’re listening to Sisyphus FM, the home of non-stop rock.

[asmogorna 🫯 || under 17 dnf @waywoodceo]

"thats why you should abandon shame and free yourself" oh man🤔really🤔🤔🤔 it didnt🤔occur to me🤔🤔🤔🤔who couldve known that all i need to do is🤔stop being ashamed🤔man if only i tried that sooner🤔🤔🤔🤔

[asmogorna 🫯 || under 17 dnf @waywoodceo]

How every single social interaction feels when you have rejection sensitivity and an unbearable amount of shame

[Pukicho @pukicho]

I refuse to believe anyone has ever gone to bed and woken up the next day feeling refreshed. It simply can’t happen.

[yuki @yuki3amthoughts]

Heavy is the chest that wears the tits or whatever