beth 🍒

sometimes it really do be like that

[s k y e @SkyeAsiyanbi]

Ppl who are not self-sufficient really irritate me 😭 like look it up yourself!!!! Figure it out yourself!!!! The information is RIGHT THERE!!!!!!

[Vrundaa @Vrundaaa1]

Turning an age when your mom had you is kinda diabolical socially

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

Why is there a light in the fridge but not in the freezer.. Yes, that food may be colder but it still deserves to be seen

[Laundry Del Rey @moontruther34]

Literally all the leaves are brown AND the sky is gray

[Chris Thorburn @CBThorburn]

Fuck your ChatGPT, if I want to see a caricature of myself I will make the effort to go to the seaside and pay £15 for a cruel man to give me body dysmorphia like we’ve always done.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

"women only wear revealing clothes to get attention from men"

i dunno bro, have you seen what women wear when they know men won't be there?

[miilatoooo @miiilato]

sometimes when I talk I can physically feel myself pick the wrong dialogue option

[Clara @clarabeepbeep]

How funny is Dancing. Like wow this song is great let me just do something with my body quick

[kas @venkoobie]

you don’t realise how young 17 is until you’re not 17 anymore, and when you see someone 17 - you see how young they are, they’re silly, they have school, they are kids. somehow when i was 17 i thought this was it but that was barely anything.

[harry @_hxrrybxtt]

I can’t even stomach the thought of logging on tomorrow. Having to give an answer to “How was your Christmas and New Years?” about 50 times. 11 days of freedom over

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Welcome to the Scariest Sunday of them all

[Goddamnit, Jamie @Jay_FrickinLynn]

Please don’t talk to me I got very fat this week.

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

December 28th

[Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred]

Fucked that there are a million songs about love but only one about working at the car wash

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

It’s cool how seeing a less flattering photo of an attractive friend does not change my perception of them at all but seeing one of myself makes me want to jump off a bridge

[jade ☆ @deftmoons]

gestures to make you more elegant and feminine:

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

Are you mad at me? Have you been mad at me? Will you be mad at me? When will you be mad at me?

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

I was accidentally 16 one time and basically there's problems forever because of this

[Deimante @deimsN]

The temperature drop is violent