dan

all I do is wear hats

[dan @urlocalwhiteboy]

I'm staying home

[dan @urlocalwhiteboy]

If I hear someone say damn daniel ONE MORE FUCKING TIME

[dan @urlocalwhiteboy]

Fuck boy

[dan @urlocalwhiteboy]

I just listened to pillow talk and now I'm pregnant

[dan @urlocalwhiteboy]

do you just stare at someone's lips and get a massive urge to just make out with them

[dan @urlocalwhiteboy]

Gotta make em laugh so they forget you ugly

[dan @urlocalwhiteboy]

lowkey wanna disappear for a little

[dan @urlocalwhiteboy]

Kanye and Travis Scott saved me

[dan @urlocalwhiteboy]

can we leave being unnecessarily rude to everyone in 2015 thanks

[dan @urlocalwhiteboy]

I'm like 99% sure drake and josh was cancelled because josh got skinny

[dan @urlocalwhiteboy]

2016 will be a selfish year. My time will be invested in me. On improving myself. I want to become a better person physically and mentally

[craig @ecstcsy]

Hometown glory in my ass https://t.co/cRtewHDi3b

[dan @urlocalwhiteboy]

Take the title of the last song you heard and add "in my ass"

[dan @urlocalwhiteboy]

if u don't want dogs our relationship will not work

[dan @urlocalwhiteboy]

I wish I could say "??????????" in real life it would be very useful

[dan @urlocalwhiteboy]

*drinks vodka* *gags* "ugh I hate vodka" *drinks vodka*

[dan @urlocalwhiteboy]

Why do Meghan Trainors music videos all look like target commercials