dave clare

grumpy and dumpy

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game 😅

[Sky Sports @SkySports]

Liverpool leading the way! 🔴

Reds players have registered 12 goal involvements so far at the FIFA World Cup 2026, more than any other club 🌎

[dave clare @UrMateDave]

@LFCVine Here’s a gesture, “how about you tap up our right back and centre back and convince them to leave us for free”

[Ian Fiveankles @Fiveankles]

I am very glad of the countdown-to-kick offs, don't know where I'd be without them, so thanks America.
But are there too many adverts?
#WorldCup2026

[dave clare @UrMateDave]

The DR will see you now!

[Adam Rowe @adamrowecomedy]

There is absolutely nothing that gives you more information about someone’s entire catalog of opinions on football than if they tell you that they believe Ronaldo is a better footballer than Messi.

If they even consider it debatable, that gives you enough to just stop listening.

[dave clare @UrMateDave]

@FabrizioRomano @McDonalds Sell out

[dave clare @UrMateDave]

@adidasfootball @DFB_Team Air-con

[dave clare @UrMateDave]

@FabrizioRomano That’s a mourinho signing if I ever saw one.

[dave clare @UrMateDave]

@JeremyClarkson The one with a fish tank in the back

[dave clare @UrMateDave]

@OutOCLFC @SamueILFC Too soon

[dave clare @UrMateDave]

@centregoals @TheAthleticFC Good. Fuck him

[dave clare @UrMateDave]

@RamyCol @SamueILFC His premier league story isn’t finished @LFC

There are records still to be broken and ‘standards’ to be set

[dave clare @UrMateDave]

@Knox_Harrington Are traffic updates the greatest thing the Anfield wrap has ever done?

[dave clare @UrMateDave]

@currys @a get on this

[SHooMit @SHoomwitter]

Well, the Frank Abagnales still exist. 😲

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

US Immigration:

[38-0.app @38_0app]

Absolutely blown away by the support for https://t.co/h09mnvDNoE over the last 24 hours.

Didn’t expect this many people to be playing, sharing teams, spotting bugs and debating ratings.

Been working through feedback all day. A few of the bigger updates so far:

• Added full 2000/01 and 2001/02 seasons
• Added shareable results cards
• Added season awards, stats and final league tables
• Improved match simulation
• Fixed a load of missing players, duplicate players and rating issues
• Fixed Steven Gerrard missing from 2014/15
• Updated ratings for players like Mahrez, Kanté and Ronaldo after community feedback

Currently working through Prime Player ratings for some of the older seasons that haven’t been fully fleshed out yet.

Has anyone actually managed a 38 win season yet?

[dave clare @UrMateDave]

🏆 CHAMPIONS — my all-time Premier League XI won the title with 90 pts (28-6-4) with Erling Haaland scoring 23. Can you top it on 38-0? https://t.co/MHemhV8Nob

Decent

[dave clare @UrMateDave]

@TheAnfieldWrap @Knox_Harrington @C_Hannan7 @RobGutmann @Sean_Rogers @DistanceCovered Keep these coming. Absolutely love them