ur mum

this is why you use your own email people

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

this morning at 7-eleven i saw a lizard next to the coffee maker and the cashier said "no worries that's just marvin, he likes the smell"

[ur mum @urmomdank]

#NewProfilePic

[ur mum @urmomdank]

Hey everyone! Someone used my email to make this account, so I figured I’d take it ;)

[Black Marlins Man @ampaveli]

Jurassic Park is probably like the Django for lizards https://t.co/nRC4ug8kCv

[Simra @simplysimra]

if the film industry can actively seekout middle eastern actors to portray terrorists it shouldn't be this difficult finding one for aladdin https://t.co/T5PujUa1Au

[Portgas D. Ace @ZeeTheBrat_]

Calling the cops cause why is this half naked white man in my house https://t.co/KxUQcJKfcD

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

OPPORTUNITY NOW: Only 1 more GOP Senator needs to publicly announce they won't support a Motion to Proceed vote & Trumpcare is done.

RT.

[❤️‍🔥 G A W D ❤️‍🔥 @_benjvmins_]

i really wish y'all would just be honest about this money. 😕 i would've been rich af by now https://t.co/P0tAb4N57T