Brandon

uh oh

[Brandon @urmomsdog0]

Met my hero today #Drip

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

Welcome to Milwaukee, Nate Ament!

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Welcome to Milwaukee, Brayden Burries!

[Brandon @urmomsdog0]

@Teagan_irl Idk man Gianni’s might be traded tn

[Brandon @urmomsdog0]

Feb, 18 2026

[Brandon @urmomsdog0]

Go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

What a time for Matthew Golden’s first NFL TD.

[Brandon @urmomsdog0]

Cereal is kibble

[Brandon @urmomsdog0]

The awful feeling of getting stinky then someone going in after you and audibly exclaiming.

[Brandon @urmomsdog0]

Prepare to get stinky 😈

[Brandon @urmomsdog0]

Starting my #FartMaxing journey today!! 🥳

[Brandon @urmomsdog0]

I’m over here carmalizing my onions rn I got onions in my pan rn I’m cooking my shit, it’s fragrant as fuck man I’m a chef man.

[Brandon @urmomsdog0]

Step aside Ronika I’m fucking the shit out of your husband

[Brandon @urmomsdog0]

You’re in the club, I’m double fisting yaoi in Barnes & Noble. We are not the same 😹✌️

[Brandon @urmomsdog0]

Just hit a lethal piss shiver 180 into the splash back scrotum slam 😤

[Brandon @urmomsdog0]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[Brandon @urmomsdog0]

Guys I genuinely can’t stop thinking about dispatch holy shit it’s so good.

[Brandon @urmomsdog0]

I want Lizzo to just sit on my face and just fart

[Brandon @urmomsdog0]

What does bro not understand…

[Brandon @urmomsdog0]

When I tell people that I constantly do mental gymnastics I always leave out the part where I shit myself during the floor routine

[Brandon @urmomsdog0]

I asked my balls if they think god is real and now they won’t stop whispering the McDonald’s jingle backwards in my sleep