On today’s episode of
Idiocracy-The Reality Show.
Brought to you by World Liberty Financial (an Uday/ Qusay production)
Seems like President Trump is losing some of his mojo.
Napping at home in the Oval is one thing, but on date night with Dolan at the Garden??? Get that man a Diet Coke.
Sadly none of the cool kid celebs are coming to his $60M Wrestle Mania birthday bash… at least Lindsey G will be there! He loves wrestling.
I’ve heard he might be entering the cage himself. At 6’3 224 lbs he is almost in the exact same shape as the 6’4 238 lbs Jon Jones in his prime. Amazing genes I guess.
Thank goodness he did wake up long enough to end the war in Iran. Again. Again.
And stay tuned for a preview of next week’s episode where once again the war in Iran will be over. Again.
The inflation rate in Biden's last month in office was 2.9%. Trump (supported by a Republican Congress) has driven it up to 4.2%.
Thank you, voters, for your attention to this matter.
https://t.co/2BWtpX5aEf
To every MAGA/Republican once again screaming “voter fraud” & “stolen election,” this time about California - PROVE IT. Don’t just bitch about it, prove it. And the beauty of our electoral process is that you have the perfect vehicle through which to prove it - the courts.
So either put your money where your mouth is, or put a sock in it. Thanks
Rep Tom Kean (R-NJ) hasn’t been seen in 96 days.
In that time he’s:
- missed 122 roll call votes,
- won an uncontested primary
- introduced 3 pieces of legislation
- made 13-15 individual stock trades with insider info.
Where is @CongressmanKean?
Is Tom Kean dead?
"When I saw my name on Trump’s newest enemies list, the absolute last thing I was going to do was the same thing all of those other cowards did by folding to Trump, getting themselves out of trouble, and not thinking about the effect it was having on everyone else. I have an opportunity here - in my small corner of the internet - to walk the walk, instead of just talking the talk. So if Trump wants to come after me and content creators, go for it. We’ll be even louder than before. If this self-proclaimed free speech champion wants to clamp down on my right to speak out against him, then I’ll do it twice as loud. And if me doing so gives a permission structure for the next person to fight back instead of capitulate, then I’ve done my job."
https://t.co/wYRxrMYerT
The anomaly in the LA Mayor’s race is that Republican MAGA Pratt even got to 2nd place on election night. The LA Times poll had Pratt in 3rd place. Dems massively outnumber Republicans by nearly 4 to 1 in LA.
Pratt was predicted to lose and he lost. That’s not fraud, it’s math.
Trump: "I gave the farmers $28 billion dollars."
No, YOU didn't give them shit, you orange hog. American taxpayers gave them $28 billion after your tariffs fucked them over.