Hija de Miranda

Siempre en contra de la corriente 🌊

[Hija de Miranda @urmyeffect]

Bye. I’ve fallen in love w Chicago.

[Hija de Miranda @urmyeffect]

I’m going to Chicago next week & I have yet to figure out what I wanna do w my free time 🥴 def gonna go see that bean or whateva

[Hija de Miranda @urmyeffect]

The amount of Cinnamoroll & Hello Kitty stuff I have apparently solidifies my status as a Sanriho 🥴

[Hija de Miranda @urmyeffect]

Someone save me from Sanrio. I can’t be into kpop, Sanrio & purses. It’s seriously too expensive 😭😭😭

[Hija de Miranda @urmyeffect]

I know I’m old bc every time twitter changes I hate it peace out for a bit then come back & the cycle continues 🥴

[Hija de Miranda @urmyeffect]

Thank you for showing me how I don’t want to be loved.

[Hija de Miranda @urmyeffect]

If I didn’t answer your text. I did but w silence. Take a hint 🤭

[Hija de Miranda @urmyeffect]

Everyone tells me to make margaritas but nobody makes me a margarita 😭

[Hija de Miranda @urmyeffect]

I kinda wish I could go back to my warm blonde days but I also love how my current pinkish red has attracted hella women & repelled the men 🤭

[Kandon @KandonDortch]

don’t date someone with anxiety if you aren't good at giving reassurance & consistent communication.

[Hija de Miranda @urmyeffect]

Growing up is realizing that I’d rather be the villain in someone’s story than a victim in mine. ✌🏼

[Hija de Miranda @urmyeffect]

@madfart69 Omggg the disrespect 😭😭😭😭

[Hija de Miranda @urmyeffect]

@driabk18 @soompi Wait why was he getting bullied?

[Hija de Miranda @urmyeffect]

Help how did I forget Sza’s show was last night 😭 Damn.

[Des 🪽 @Just_CallMe_Des]

@dejadehaan

[Hija de Miranda @urmyeffect]

@madfart69 Girl I’m in my 30’s & ppl still bother me ab it like I haven’t changed my mind bc I’ve never wanted to be a mother. Leave me alone weirdos. Not all women dream of becoming mothers & that’s ok!

[Hija de Miranda @urmyeffect]

@lune_eternelle @Koreaboo She’s not in the industry anymore she probs thought nobody would notice/care

[❄️Gloria ❄️💚🔗 @BamJWahgase]

Got7 dancing Aura blindfolded is still the best thing on the internet

[Hija de Miranda @urmyeffect]

No he didn’t 🤭

[Variety @Variety]

#GoldenGlobes host Jerrod Carmichael makes a dig at Scientology: "Backstage, I found these three Golden Globe awards that Tom Cruise returned...I think maybe we take these three things and exchange them for the safe return of Shelly Miscavige." https://t.co/m069JEKekW

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

To be fair I also do this when I have a singular simple task to do the next day