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olympic back stroker

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who the fuck does this guy think he is texting me at the top of the hour

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elf on the cuck shelf

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all they had was dog lemonade..

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girls just dont like nice guys that say things like gadzooks or hullaballoo

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need a chill friend group to wander the desert mysteriously wearing matching cloaks

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just how much cock do these roaches have?

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it will be a good day when venice sinks

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ambient gurgling to listen to while on the potty

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roof dog ma

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roof dog ma

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when push comes to shove, i really am a baller

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dudes really still chewing with their mouth open, straight mackin…

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uh oh i’ve got act like a hooligan disease

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does anyone else chomp their toothbrush a good few times before brushing

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the woke left mob that's always after me is trying to pull my pants down

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big fan of the on the low geocache game people play when they get in new people’s cars

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in amazement at the non-duality of juiciness and dry with these end of season tangerines

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frank ocean codsperm,
family guy chicken beat up the ham and cheese

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i wear chainmail to the airport to ensure a full body pat down

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wish i lived in the 60’s so i could smoke on airplanes