Ursula

If we needed to talk about feelings, they would be called talkings.

[Ursula @ursaamajor]

Today jack and I went on a date to the salvage yard to get parts for his Sube and then we spent an hour cleaning the inside of it together so it's safe to say I'm in a polyamorous relationship.

[Ursula @ursaamajor]

https://t.co/eHc97unuJH

[Ursula @ursaamajor]

https://t.co/6xt9wgm2nI

[Adam Kelsey @adamkelsey]

Fun fact: You can be refunded any federal student loan payments you've made since the March 2020 pause.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Two devastating questions from the five year old today: “Are cats made of meat?” and “Why do things exist?”

[kaya ☆🇦🇱 @bluxhan]

The only thing this proves is that women are harassed on a daily basis and don't trust a male stranger approaching them out of nowhere.

[Ursula @ursaamajor]

This looks like the sole got glued on backwards

[Nike @Nike]

Your long-distance racing shoe for the future of fast.

[Ursula @ursaamajor]

@mmaddieobrienn Oh it makes more sense now. I glanced and thought you got PAID $1500 and was about to be like, share the wealth girl!

[Street Medic @RndmStreetMedic]

Last night, a younger patient arrived with abdominal pain, chest pain, and shortness of breath. While assessing, the patient began to appear more and more pale with each moment. "I tested + with two at home tested, but I have an IUD." VS=HR 150 BP 80/40

I sounded an alarm.

1/8

[Ursula @ursaamajor]

funny how military drafting ended the same year as roe v. wade. but nice attempt at a contemporary comparison?

[Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe]

thousands of dead drafted soldiers are unavailable for comment.

[Higher Ground @HigherGround]

Yay! Any guesses as to how many days until the first Tractor Trailer gets stuck in The Notch this season? Closest guess wins a pair of tickets to an upcoming show.

[oh bee @mmaddieobrienn]

Here is my resume for why you should pick me as a plus one for your next wedding:

[Ashley - Serious Security Scientist @Infosec_Taylor]

Medical insurance in the US is a BILLION DOLLAR PROFIT INDUSTRY. It is also complete and utter garbage.

[Ursula @ursaamajor]

I don’t know the word tacit.

[Daniel D'Addario @DPD_]

"Is Wordle getting harder?" is a funny way to pronounce "I don't know the word 'tacit'"

[Ursula @ursaamajor]

Except that when you win the bet, you still have to pay $100,000 😅

[bobby wasabi @bobbyteriyaki]

american culture is telling a 17 year old to pick something they like to do and bet $100,000 and 4 years that they’ll like doing it for the rest of their entire life

[Ursula @ursaamajor]

I can't stop staring at how photoshopped this photo is

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

they would only get 4 free tests

[Ursula @ursaamajor]

If you’ve ever splashed yourself directly in the eye with the dirty silverware bucket at a restaurant, you don’t need to worry about what’s in the vaccine…

[Ms Good Good @triniliciousd]

Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.