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yo

[Helios Mier @hmier]

shut... the ... front... door...

was JAVA feeling lonely and wanted to get into the party?????

Oracle Security Alert Advisory - CVE-2026-91403 CVS 9.1

https://t.co/bZdRoIOXRU

@uwu_underground

[Muzzammil @DevMuzzammil]

We can call it Black October for the security breaches:

Oct 21:

• PHP2Shell
• Railway
• Node.js
• LiteLLM
• GitLab
• SBI
• eMudhra

Oct 20:

• Plex2Shell
• SiteGuard
• Siemens

Oct 19:

• OVHcloud CLI

Oct 17:

• Opencode

[⁵⁄₉ @fiveoutofnine]

So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and https://t.co/QlOXb3COq3 went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

[Tony Ma @t1o6n3y]

🚨 Security vulnerabilities reported in a SINGLE day:

PHP — 2 CVEs
Node.js — 10 CVEs
NGINX — 5 CVEs
Go — 1 CVE
GitLab — 12 CVEs
eMudhra — CA certificate compromise

[txtdariprogrammer @txtdrprogramer]

rakyat di desa tidak pakai php

[王令 @urstruly_wang]

sebelum pidato habis dikokop teddy

[Ardianto Satriawan @ardisatriawan]

Kok bisa-bisanya pas pidato Freudian Slip, "KOKOPAN", bjirrrrr.

Pidato kepresidenan. PIDATO PRESIDEN.

[王令 @urstruly_wang]

login

[Prabowo Subianto @prabowo]

Rakyat ingin harga sembako murah dan lapangan kerja mudah.

[Prabowo Subianto @prabowo]

Rakyat ingin harga sembako murah dan lapangan kerja mudah.

[王令 @urstruly_wang]

@magnolialily_ most normal WNI behavior

[王令 @urstruly_wang]

@scenesgoeshard kayaknya emang orangnya dah sensian, people too loose on offensive comments these days

[王令 @urstruly_wang]

kayaknya lu deh sensian kak, no offense

[𝐍𝐨𝐳𝐞𝐥⚚ノゼル @nozelism]

Bukti cowo suka ngerusuhin hobi cewe. Cewe punya hobi aja langsung dikatain fomo dan dikasih kuis dadakan. Kenapa sih selalu pengen keliatan superior dari cewe?

[fyra @fyristic]

someone reads your tweets and thinks you are crazy btw

[王令 @urstruly_wang]

itu mah emang kelakuan lu sendiri kali lmaoo, take some accountability for once in your life lol

[𝙰𝚋𝚘𝚛𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝙵𝚎𝚝𝚞𝚜 @lexxatheheretic]

hal annoying apa yg pernah kalian lakukan pas jadi religius?

me: suka ngatain orang kafir/dajjal, suka ngejudge, bahkan pernah nyindir teman ga pake hijab di sw 🙂

[王令 @urstruly_wang]

@fivstageofgrief ganjar for sure got elite w goons

[王令 @urstruly_wang]

@1x0x2xx0

[Crypto Rover @cryptorover]

🚨 MASSIVE CRASH: 🇮🇩 Rp 848,000,000,000,000 ($47 BILLION) wiped off Indonesia’s stock market as stocks plunge around 11.5%.

The biggest daily drop since 1998.

This is insane...

[𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆟 𓆝 @P0lyblank]

going into engineering was definitely an act of self harm

[王令 @urstruly_wang]

as much as i'm a spoiled brat, i don't think i'm beating this guy lmaoo

[ꉂ Jenn @ethergal]

Trs dia ngeluh, katanya “papi i tapi bilangnya u naik gocar aja langsung dari bsd ke greenlake biar i ga REPOT jemput🥺🥺” grown ass man pushing 30 btw

Btw dia biasanya pake supir, dan TIAP KALI KITA NGEDATE PASTI DISUPIRIN ANJING beneran gaada privasi