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bitches love my moustache | part time polish woman | pfp cred @ vitalcosmic i think | viva palestina

[umi🐺🐯 @ursula0320]

tweeting is present day nyaya school of thought

[umi🐺🐯 @ursula0320]

Yan and tan and jiejie

[IROKO @irokointertidal]

canary wharf feels like dubai (derogatory)

[umi🐺🐯 @ursula0320]

Itafushii

[umi🐺🐯 @ursula0320]

Smth sexy inshallah

[Ms. Aria 🪞 @venusofurbano]

Once y’all die and become ancestors, what do you want your descendants to put on the altar for you?

[umi🐺🐯 @ursula0320]

@fujogeto HAHAHAAAAAAA u crack me up

[umi🐺🐯 @ursula0320]

@huhlivia Ong we Inshallahing that shit right now

[umi🐺🐯 @ursula0320]

I love when ppl do respect by nobara

[umi🐺🐯 @ursula0320]

Sooooo gay :) can u turn ur head

[umi🐺🐯 @ursula0320]

@fujogeto No im not alhamdulillah but the thought occurred upon me

[umi🐺🐯 @ursula0320]

Dating a white man is thinking the stripper likes you

[britt @beemillz]

ms rachel the realest white bitch alive now that dolly gone

[umi🐺🐯 @ursula0320]

Wait wheres that lady from satc

[Princess Morbucks @youngbenji___]

Dick be making yall switch religions and that’s when I knew men were wayyyyyy toooooooo POWERFUL.

A bitch that will trade on god is one to watch

[favelinda @alencsb]

lista de fetiche:

- terminar a faculdade
- morar sozinha
- viajar o mundo
- estabilidade financeira

[World's Spiciest Ramen🇵🇸 @dezgostang]

i've been learning german by eavesdropping conversations in public. some girl is pissed off at her bf at the bus stop. "DAS IST NICHT MEIN PROBLEM DAS IST DEIN PROBLEM!" Genau girl tell him

[benadryl bhutto @spunnnchbob]

coochie is the first 3D printer

[umi🐺🐯 @ursula0320]

This is the only reason why i havent gotten a pedicure i feel like a horrible person

[macaron @polacahassel]

me fui a hacer pedicure y nunca me sentí tan culpable en la vida, estaba sentada boludeando con el celu mientras tenía a una mujer agachada trabajando en mis pies, quién carajo me creo que soy ??

[umi🐺🐯 @ursula0320]

@alliumbees Oh i didnt see bc i m blind

[umi🐺🐯 @ursula0320]

Not even the middle lets add that too

[maka paka ! 🧘‍♀️ @alliumbees]

sitcom discourse never moves me bc no ones ever watched the middle or the goldbergs. not even malcom in the middle

[maka paka ! 🧘‍♀️ @alliumbees]

sitcom discourse never moves me bc no ones ever watched the middle or the goldbergs. not even malcom in the middle